For those retired or jobless ...

[Jobless Oddball]

Don't let your gob write cheques you can't cash

Is that because you're more contactless when it comes to the old argy bargy?????????????????????????????????????????????

[Jobless Oddball]

Don't let your gob write cheques you can't cash

I'd bounce you harder than one of me cheques!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Dean]

Don't let your gob write cheques you can't cash

I'd bounce you harder than one of me cheques!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hard man alert...

[Jobless Oddball]

Hard man alert...

Is what Dean says when he enters the room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BUDGIE]

Don't let your gob write cheques you can't cash

I'd bounce you harder than one of me cheques!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'll hold you to that as I'll be arranging a drink with Lordy soon.

And that's no joke.

[BUDGIE]

Hard man alert...

Is what Dean says when he enters the room!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The couch is muffling ya voice!!!!!!!!!

[Jobless Oddball]

I'll hold you to that as I'll be arranging a drink with Lordy soon.

And that's no joke.

You can't even hold ya guts in let alone hold me to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jobless Oddball]

The couch is muffling ya voice!!!!!!!!!

Can't you hear songs from the big chair???????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[BUDGIE]

I'll hold you to that as I'll be arranging a drink with Lordy soon.

And that's no joke.

You can't even hold ya guts in let alone hold me to that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's cos I'm emptying them into ya missus!!!!!!!!!!

[Jobless Oddball]

That's cos I'm emptying them into ya missus!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a coincidence coz you usually make most women physically sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BUDGIE]

That's cos I'm emptying them into ya missus!!!!!!!!!!

Thats a coincidence coz you usually make most women physically sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well they shouldn't try to deep throat me then!!!!!!!!!!

[Stooo]

Jo's a fucking glory Hunter....

Thats a coincidence coz ya missus is a glory hole hunter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's a coincidence cos ya missus has had more weapons poking through small holes than the ramparts of Edinburgh castle!!!!!!!

That I just so wrong.
It’s more like waving a snooker cue through the front door of a village hall.

Or opening a window and fucking the world...

[BUDGIE]

Are you saying that Jo's wife is a low down whore???

Funny that, when she took a facial she said, "why aye pet"...

[Jobless Oddball]

Well they shouldn't try to deep throat me then!!!!!!!!!!

They're sick even before you've got ya winky out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jobless Oddball]

Are you saying that Jo's wife is a low down whore???

Funny that, when she took a facial she said, "why aye pet"...

She's a canny lass!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!