Medical advice (abuse thread)

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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:02 pm

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BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself


Didn't realise ya missus was a boyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


I've been in ya missuses hills and valleys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya missus has coal miners sideburns on her clunge!!!!!
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Guest » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:07 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
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BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????

How long ago did this happen?


Last night...

I didn't touch it, I just watched this really thick looking c**t play with her ladyburger and it happened...

then this white urine kind of trickled out the end.

That sounds like the early stages of gonhorrea, get yaself down to the clinic before the discharge turns green and you start pissing razor blades.
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Guest » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:35 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself


Didn't realise ya missus was a boyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


I've been in ya missuses hills and valleys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya missus has coal miners sideburns on her clunge!!!!!

Clunge is a vile word.
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:44 pm

Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself


Didn't realise ya missus was a boyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


I've been in ya missuses hills and valleys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya missus has coal miners sideburns on her clunge!!!!!

Clunge is a vile word.


Log in and we'll discuss!!!!

What about cuntflaps?????
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Jobless Oddball » Thu Oct 18, 2018 8:57 pm

BUDGIE wrote:What about cuntflaps?????


Yeah.....................what about ya missus?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :thumbsup:
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Flap attack » Thu Oct 18, 2018 9:27 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself


Didn't realise ya missus was a boyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


I've been in ya missuses hills and valleys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ya missus has coal miners sideburns on her clunge!!!!!

Clunge is a vile word.


Log in and we'll discuss!!!!

What about cuntflaps?????

When you grow up you might feel ashamed of yourself.
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby jra » Fri Oct 19, 2018 8:38 am

What you need is a satnav so this thread can be directed to the Really Crap Threads forum. :thumbsup:
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Oct 19, 2018 9:45 am

Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:What about cuntflaps?????


Yeah.....................what about ya missus?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :thumbsup:


Reet ye are, pet!!!!!!!!
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