Medical advice (abuse thread)

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Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:35 pm

I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Cobs » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:42 pm

BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????

How long ago did this happen?
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:46 pm

Cobs wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????

How long ago did this happen?


Last night...

I didn't touch it, I just watched this really thick looking cunt play with her ladyburger and it happened...

then this white urine kind of trickled out the end.
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Guest » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:47 pm

BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????



hardly worth replacing by operation, just stick a pencil there, it would only be an improvement :mrgreen:
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Stooo » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:49 pm

Two lolly sticks and an elastic band :thumbsup:
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:52 pm

Stooo wrote:Two lolly sticks and an elastic band :thumbsup:


A splint?

I can't see wee Scott for my belly... How do I put it on, given that I live alone in Paisley???
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:53 pm

Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????



hardly worth replacing by operation, just stick a pencil there, it would only be an improvement :mrgreen:


Goodwife is that you?? I thought you had choked on Stooos cock!!

Thank fuck you're alive....
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Stooo » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:55 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:Two lolly sticks and an elastic band :thumbsup:


A splint?

I can't see wee Scott for my belly... How do I put it on, given that I live alone in Paisley???


Practice... :wink:
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Guest » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:56 pm

Stooo wrote:Two lolly sticks and an elastic band :thumbsup:




I'd say 2 matchsticks would suffice tbh.
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Guest » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:59 pm

BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????




More than likely dox someone and beg for forgiveness because you're a wee sweatie coward.
And lia :pmsl: r too, claiming that you've never doxed any one
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 5:59 pm

Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:Two lolly sticks and an elastic band :thumbsup:


A splint?

I can't see wee Scott for my belly... How do I put it on, given that I live alone in Paisley???


Practice... :wink:


I have to admit to you, I was lying about living in Springburn. For years I've lived in upmarket Paisley.

My life is a lie and so I turned to porn and Manchester massage parlours.

So, in the spirit of Glasnost, can you send somecunt to put this splint in?
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:00 pm

Guest wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself and something started leaking from wee Scott.

I think I've broken it - what do I do now????




More than likely dox someone and beg for forgiveness because you're a wee sweatie coward.
And lia :pmsl: r too, claiming that you've never doxed any one


I'm offering you free dentistry if you want it... :trollface:
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Oct 18, 2018 6:01 pm

Guest wrote:
Stooo wrote:Two lolly sticks and an elastic band :thumbsup:




I'd say 2 matchsticks would suffice tbh.


To tickle my prostate???

No need, I just get a fat lass from the massage parlor to do that!!!
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Jobless Oddball » Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:58 pm

BUDGIE wrote:I was on Xxxhamster watching this vacant jooby-lipped Welsh prostitute frig herself


Didn't realise ya missus was a boyo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Medical advice (abuse thread)

Postby Stooo » Thu Oct 18, 2018 7:59 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:Two lolly sticks and an elastic band :thumbsup:


A splint?

I can't see wee Scott for my belly... How do I put it on, given that I live alone in Paisley???


Practice... :wink:


I have to admit to you, I was lying about living in Springburn. For years I've lived in upmarket Paisley.

My life is a lie and so I turned to porn and Manchester massage parlours.

So, in the spirit of Glasnost, can you send somecunt to put this splint in?


I've got Lemonwoman on speed dial :wink:
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