Room 101

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Re: Room 101

Postby Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:19 pm

George wrote:Painful backs, I am only comfortable standing or lying down. I only stretched to make the bed. I might take up some yoga as I think my flexibility is poor



Callanetics works well for bad backs. :thumbsup:
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Re: Room 101

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:28 pm

Nucks wrote:1. Christmas music before December in the shops.
2. Black Friday
3. People who don’t pick up after their dog on the pavement


How do you know when it’s really cold outside?........ when you trip over dog shit as opposed to stepping in it! :doomed:
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Re: Room 101

Postby Jobless Oddball » Tue Nov 13, 2018 6:26 pm

jra wrote:If you say so, but as you generally have little credibility in giving opinions, yours isn't exactly very important. Coming from a guy who pretends to have a faulty keyboard, as they think it makes them look cool.


Faulty keys not keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Get it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Room 101

Postby jra » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:45 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
jra wrote:If you say so, but as you generally have little credibility in giving opinions, yours isn't exactly very important. Coming from a guy who pretends to have a faulty keyboard, as they think it makes them look cool.


Faulty keys not keyboard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:

Get it right!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :gigglesnshit:


So if you've got a faulty engine in a car, it's only a faulty engine, not a faulty car.
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Re: Room 101

Postby Jobless Oddball » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:56 pm

jra wrote:So if you've got a faulty engine in a car, it's only a faulty engine, not a faulty car.


Good boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're learning fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: Room 101

Postby LordRaven » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:58 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
jra wrote:So if you've got a faulty engine in a car, it's only a faulty engine, not a faulty car.


Good boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You're learning fast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


He'd have to if he had a faulty engine in a single engined plane.
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Re: Room 101

Postby Stooo » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:29 pm

George wrote:Painful backs, I am only comfortable standing or lying down. I only stretched to make the bed. I might take up some yoga as I think my flexibility is poor


I'm used to getting up early and do at weekends so I have a look at Dogs and Twitter for a bit before crashing back out again, my shoulder ached all day after resting on my elbow for half an hour on Saturday morning :shake head:
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Re: Room 101

Postby George » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:33 pm

Stooo wrote:
George wrote:Painful backs, I am only comfortable standing or lying down. I only stretched to make the bed. I might take up some yoga as I think my flexibility is poor


I'm used to getting up early and do at weekends so I have a look at Dogs and Twitter for a bit before crashing back out again, my shoulder ached all day after resting on my elbow for half an hour on Saturday morning :shake head:

I need to get back to regular walking and running as my job is 85% sat down and that is bad for your back. I do need a decent chair for work too
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Re: Room 101

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:33 pm

Stooo wrote:
George wrote:Painful backs, I am only comfortable standing or lying down. I only stretched to make the bed. I might take up some yoga as I think my flexibility is poor


I'm used to getting up early and do at weekends so I have a look at Dogs and Twitter for a bit before crashing back out again, my shoulder ached all day after resting on my elbow for half an hour on Saturday morning :shake head:


You’d benefit from anti imflammatory meds! :thumbsup:
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Re: Room 101

Postby xtras1 » Tue Nov 13, 2018 8:35 pm

Stooo wrote:
George wrote:Painful backs, I am only comfortable standing or lying down. I only stretched to make the bed. I might take up some yoga as I think my flexibility is poor


I'm used to getting up early and do at weekends so I have a look at Dogs and Twitter for a bit before crashing back out again, my shoulder ached all day after resting on my elbow for half an hour on Saturday morning :shake head:



Join a fitness class that will sort you out.
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Re: Room 101

Postby Abs » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:24 pm

Gabby wrote:
Nucks wrote:1. Christmas music before December in the shops.
2. Black Friday
3. People who don’t pick up after their dog on the pavement


How do you know when it’s really cold outside?........ when you trip over dog shit as opposed to stepping in it! :doomed:



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Re: Room 101

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:30 pm

Abs wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Nucks wrote:1. Christmas music before December in the shops.
2. Black Friday
3. People who don’t pick up after their dog on the pavement


How do you know when it’s really cold outside?........ when you trip over dog shit as opposed to stepping in it! :doomed:



:gigglesnshit:


Here’s another before I go :gigglesnshit:

What does a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?..... men usually miss all three! :laughing:

:Hiya:
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Re: Room 101

Postby Abs » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:32 pm

Gabby wrote:
Abs wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Nucks wrote:1. Christmas music before December in the shops.
2. Black Friday
3. People who don’t pick up after their dog on the pavement


How do you know when it’s really cold outside?........ when you trip over dog shit as opposed to stepping in it! :doomed:



:gigglesnshit:


Here’s another before I go :gigglesnshit:

What does a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?..... men usually miss all three! :laughing:

:Hiya:


LOL, sleep well.
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Re: Room 101

Postby art0hur0moh » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:03 pm

1: the tyranny of the Willfully ignorant. 2: the tyranny of the Willfully ignorant. 3: the tyranny of the Willfully ingnorant. some seriously ill thought out responces to a simple question. :bored:
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Re: Room 101

Postby art0hur0moh » Mon Nov 19, 2018 2:21 pm

Gabby wrote:
Abs wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Nucks wrote:1. Christmas music before December in the shops.
2. Black Friday
3. People who don’t pick up after their dog on the pavement


How do you know when it’s really cold outside?........ when you trip over dog shit as opposed to stepping in it! :doomed:



:gigglesnshit:


Here’s another before I go :gigglesnshit:

What does a clitoris, an anniversary and a toilet have in common?..... men usually miss all three! :laughing:

:Hiya:

flat tounge or use the pelvis ( " no, not the pee pee, the bush." can't remember the film?), and what is so wrong with celebrating life every day, I don't like pissing in Our most valuable resourse : p sorry sweety, I just can't resist. I noticed the first time you said your going to tell a joke. if it went over My head, as they often do, I would have asked for clarity. saying that there times even with an explination I still don't get it, at those times I have seen Freinds fall of their seats. I must have some german ancestry or something? :whistle:
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