Breaking News!Dean's day out at the pub

[Shelley]

Must say.. some great pubs around my way, do fantastic roasts. But so pricey!

Looks like Deans on the spit roast today. Ravens ravenous!

He’s going all out to get my attention today. Wonder what has set him off...

Hey fatboy, why aren't you in your local yet?

Gotta be jra's local.

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

[Jobless Oddball]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Shelley]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what Budgie said!!

[Guest]

Looks like Deans on the spit roast today. Ravens ravenous!

He’s going all out to get my attention today. Wonder what has set him off...

Hey fatboy, why aren't you in your local yet?

Gotta be jra's local.

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

How lovely. What a great venue for a meet.

[Jobless Oddball]

That's what Budgie said!!

But his open chrome tab says otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Ball-less jobsworth]

That's what Budgie said!!

But his open chrome tab says otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do pubs let people run tabs?

[BUDGIE]

That's what Budgie said!!

But his open chrome tab says otherwise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Have you asked her over yonder how much it costs for a happy ending yet???????????????????????????

[BUDGIE]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why she walked out on ya and moved in with Purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why she walked out on ya and moved in with Purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deans right, you're fucking useless, Try your hardest to be funny. Just once ffs

[Guest]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why she walked out on ya and moved in with Purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deans right, you're fucking useless, Try your hardest to be funny. Just once ffs

Oh look it’s Dean again, get kicked out the pub did ya?

[Goodwife]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why she walked out on ya and moved in with Purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deans right, you're fucking useless, Try your hardest to be funny. Just once ffs

Oh look it’s Dean again, get kicked out the pub did ya?

You can't get kicked out of somewhere you haven't been

[Guest]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why she walked out on ya and moved in with Purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deans right, you're fucking useless, Try your hardest to be funny. Just once ffs

No one tries harder to be funny than Dean.

He isn't funny either.

[Lying slut]

JO????!!!!! Isn't that the place we met at???

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's what Budgie said!!

Did he? Worra cunt!

[Benny Hill]

I can't afford the lying slut!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's why she walked out on ya and moved in with Purr!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Deans right, you're fucking useless, Try your hardest to be funny. Just once ffs

No one tries harder to be funny than Dean.

He isn't funny either.

Dean is hilarious.

[jra]

Must say.. some great pubs around my way, do fantastic roasts. But so pricey!

Dean's local must be a right spit and sawdust joint with toilets like the one in trainspotting tho' so I wouldn't eat there.

It’s certainly not one those poncey London wine bars...

Tell me about it, The Brown Cow in Fulham has the cheek to charge £5.70p for a pint of shitty Amstel.

Fucking hell. I thought St. Albans and Harpenden were expensive.

That's nearly double the price you'd pay for an average pint in Luton.