Halloween

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Re: Halloween

Postby Stooo » Tue Oct 30, 2018 9:59 pm

I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...
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Re: Halloween

Postby Nucks » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:00 pm

Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...


Like an alternate welcome mat?
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Re: Halloween

Postby Bollocks to Halloween » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:03 pm

Nucks wrote:
Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...


Like an alternate welcome mat?

A photo of a Rottweiler with “enter at your peril.”
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Re: Halloween

Postby Nivarna » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:09 pm

Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...


Yard door?

Is that to your back entrance?
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Re: Halloween

Postby Guest » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:10 pm

Nivarna wrote:
Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...


Yard door?

Is that to your back entrance?

Back passage? :pmsl:
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Re: Halloween

Postby Lady Murasaki » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:16 pm

Nivarna wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Despite the fact you are culturally appropriating Halloween from the Irish, how do you plan spending it?

I'm going to a party in a cheeky Oscar Pistorious costume (water pistol, FYI) with an "I VOTED FOR BREXIT" banner round my fat back.

I'd have bought the Jimmy Savile outfit but Amazon can't deliver for tomorrow AM.

I considered Blackface but that would be too controversial. So Pistorious it is!

What you doing?


Which reminds me of a joke.

Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but his missus was dead against it.



Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. :twirl: (Hope it's not the same one as you :gigglesnshit: )

I'm going as Morticia :Wiiiine!:


Not going as Rocky? :woteva:
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Re: Halloween

Postby Stooo » Tue Oct 30, 2018 10:26 pm

Nivarna wrote:
Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...


Yard door?

Is that to your back entrance?


No, stop that!
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Re: Halloween

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:05 pm

Anyone had Guisers yet??

Fuckers are wanting sweets without singing a song or playing a trick!!!
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Re: Halloween

Postby Nucks » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:18 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Anyone had Guisers yet??

Fuckers are wanting sweets without singing a song or playing a trick!!!


I’ve had about 15 or 20 so far, mostly very little ones, one big kid but he was taking his baby sister out so he gets a pass. :mrgreen:

I’m not a tight-fisted bastard so I don’t expect them to do anything for their treats. :twirl:
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Re: Halloween

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:21 pm

Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Anyone had Guisers yet??

Fuckers are wanting sweets without singing a song or playing a trick!!!


I’ve had about 15 or 20 so far, mostly very little ones, one big kid but he was taking his baby sister out so he gets a pass. :mrgreen:

I’m not a tight-fisted bastard so I don’t expect them to do anything for their treats. :twirl:


I'm not tight fisted either!!!

Is it too much to expect a song, joke or whatever??

I did that when I was a kid!! :grrrrr:
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Re: Halloween

Postby Drunk Dalek » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:23 pm

I've not had a single knock on the door yet. The razor wire is clearly working :whistle:
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Re: Halloween

Postby Nucks » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:24 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Anyone had Guisers yet??

Fuckers are wanting sweets without singing a song or playing a trick!!!


I’ve had about 15 or 20 so far, mostly very little ones, one big kid but he was taking his baby sister out so he gets a pass. :mrgreen:

I’m not a tight-fisted bastard so I don’t expect them to do anything for their treats. :twirl:


I'm not tight fisted either!!!

Is it too much to expect a song, joke or whatever??

I did that when I was a kid!! :grrrrr:


Are you really Scottish? :srs?:
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Re: Halloween

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:29 pm

Suck my cock and if it tastes of Haggis and Whisky you'll know :pmsl:

Fucks sake didn't you do party tricks for sweets at Halloween??? I did.
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Re: Halloween

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Wed Oct 31, 2018 6:53 pm

Sat in the supermarket car park earlier waiting for my daughter and I noticed more or less every trolley had a pumpkin or more.
I'm thinking they are grown solely for this purpose because no one buys them for anything else do they?
Just driven back and coming through the village there are hoards of kids with grown ups in tow all painted up and knocking on doors.
When I was a kid my parents would have taken me to the shrink had I asked them to dress up and paint up like that and go knocking on doors.
It really is beyond my comprehension.
When I were a nipper we had mischief night.
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Re: Halloween

Postby Cobs » Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:27 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Sat in the supermarket car park earlier waiting for my daughter and I noticed more or less every trolley had a pumpkin or more.
I'm thinking they are grown solely for this purpose because no one buys them for anything else do they?
Just driven back and coming through the village there are hoards of kids with grown ups in tow all painted up and knocking on doors.
When I was a kid my parents would have taken me to the shrink had I asked them to dress up and paint up like that and go knocking on doors.
It really is beyond my comprehension.
When I were a nipper we had mischief night.

Roaming gangs. Candle wax in the keyhole if they didn't pay up.
8 weeks to Christmas you old fart. :yess:
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