Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...
Nucks wrote:Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...
Like an alternate welcome mat?
Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...
Nivarna wrote:Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...
Yard door?
Is that to your back entrance?
Nivarna wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Despite the fact you are culturally appropriating Halloween from the Irish, how do you plan spending it?
I'm going to a party in a cheeky Oscar Pistorious costume (water pistol, FYI) with an "I VOTED FOR BREXIT" banner round my fat back.
I'd have bought the Jimmy Savile outfit but Amazon can't deliver for tomorrow AM.
I considered Blackface but that would be too controversial. So Pistorious it is!
What you doing?
Which reminds me of a joke.
Oscar Pistorious wanted a new door but his missus was dead against it.
Well being Irish, I'm carrying on tradition, and I'm going to a party. (Hope it's not the same one as you )
I'm going as Morticia
Nivarna wrote:Stooo wrote:I've put up a sign saying that the yard door is spring loaded and may push you out into the traffic, come at me fuckers...
Yard door?
Is that to your back entrance?
BUDGIE wrote:Anyone had Guisers yet??
Fuckers are wanting sweets without singing a song or playing a trick!!!
Nucks wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Anyone had Guisers yet??
Fuckers are wanting sweets without singing a song or playing a trick!!!
I’ve had about 15 or 20 so far, mostly very little ones, one big kid but he was taking his baby sister out so he gets a pass.
I’m not a tight-fisted bastard so I don’t expect them to do anything for their treats.
BUDGIE wrote:Nucks wrote:BUDGIE wrote:Anyone had Guisers yet??
Fuckers are wanting sweets without singing a song or playing a trick!!!
I’ve had about 15 or 20 so far, mostly very little ones, one big kid but he was taking his baby sister out so he gets a pass.
I’m not a tight-fisted bastard so I don’t expect them to do anything for their treats.
I'm not tight fisted either!!!
Is it too much to expect a song, joke or whatever??
I did that when I was a kid!!
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Sat in the supermarket car park earlier waiting for my daughter and I noticed more or less every trolley had a pumpkin or more.
I'm thinking they are grown solely for this purpose because no one buys them for anything else do they?
Just driven back and coming through the village there are hoards of kids with grown ups in tow all painted up and knocking on doors.
When I was a kid my parents would have taken me to the shrink had I asked them to dress up and paint up like that and go knocking on doors.
It really is beyond my comprehension.
When I were a nipper we had mischief night.
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