Random Stuff # 25

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby art0hur0moh » Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:36 am

random, random, random, random, oh and random :thumbsup:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Vam » Wed Nov 07, 2018 8:54 am

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Dean wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Just put my headphones on turned the volume up a little.
Something not quite right.
Took them off and spider ... a large bristly spider walked out of one of the ear cups ... with rhythm.


It’s probably laid eggs in your ear...

Not the first time it's happened either.
Make a change from an earworm.
I'll probably see little baby spiders cross on the inside of my eyes ... be like a computer animation.


:ooer: ... :mrgreen:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Gabby » Wed Nov 07, 2018 3:42 pm

art0hur0moh wrote:random, random, random, random, oh and random :thumbsup:


Now that’s what I call random! :laughing:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Dean » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:15 pm

I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!” :kinell:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:19 pm

Dean wrote:I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!” :kinell:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Gabby » Wed Nov 07, 2018 4:27 pm

Dean wrote:I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!” :kinell:


:laughing:

What’s an erection?..... when the Japanese vote! :doomed:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Ray of Sunshine » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:07 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:
Dean wrote:I had a little scare recently, so had to go to the doctors to get checked out. The nurse was this little Thai lady. She had to feel my testicles, and said “Don’t worry, it’s not uncommon to get an erection during this”... I said I didn’t have an erection, to which she replied “No, but I have!” :kinell:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Nucks » Wed Nov 07, 2018 5:11 pm

Got my letter today to proceed to the next step in extending my visa for another 2 1/2 years. Yay! :canny:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Nucks » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:22 am

:gigglesnshit:

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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Nov 08, 2018 11:45 am

We all live in a yellow sub, Maureen.
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:52 pm

The 50 best-selling music artists of all time
The Beatles — 178 million units. Getty.
Garth Brooks — 148 million units. Getty.
Elvis Presley — 146.5 million units. ...
Led Zeppelin — 111.5 million units. ...
Eagles — 101 million units. ...
Billy Joel — 82.5 million units. ...
Michael Jackson — 81 million units. ...
Elton John — 78 million units. ...
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby 362636 » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:33 pm

HAS HOBITT FLOUNCED? SORRY CAPS LOCK STUCK
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Nov 08, 2018 5:35 pm

362636 wrote:HAS HOBITT FLOUNCED? SORRY CAPS LOCK STUCK

She was around earlier and yesterday and so the answer is a big fat no.
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Fletch » Thu Nov 08, 2018 6:03 pm

HEADLINE-GRABBING GLOBAL WARMING STUDY SUFFERS FROM A MAJOR MATH ERROR

The media fawned over a recent global warming study that had a major math error, researchers found.
It turns out, the math error made it appear as if oceans warmed more than previously thought.
Major media outlets uncritically covered the study, sounding the alarm on global warming.

The recent headline-grabbing study that claimed global warming was heating the oceans up faster than expected suffers from a major math error, according to two researchers.

The study, which was published in a prestigious scientific journal at the end of October, put forward results suggesting global warming was much worse than previously believed.

Independent scientist Nic Lewis found the study had “apparently serious (but surely inadvertent) errors in the underlying calculations.” Lewis’ findings were quickly corroborated by another researcher.

https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/07/glob ... ans-error/

Oops or :shell:
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Re: Random Stuff # 25

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Nov 08, 2018 6:13 pm

Fletch wrote:HEADLINE-GRABBING GLOBAL WARMING STUDY SUFFERS FROM A MAJOR MATH ERROR

The media fawned over a recent global warming study that had a major math error, researchers found.
It turns out, the math error made it appear as if oceans warmed more than previously thought.
Major media outlets uncritically covered the study, sounding the alarm on global warming.

The recent headline-grabbing study that claimed global warming was heating the oceans up faster than expected suffers from a major math error, according to two researchers.

The study, which was published in a prestigious scientific journal at the end of October, put forward results suggesting global warming was much worse than previously believed.

Independent scientist Nic Lewis found the study had “apparently serious (but surely inadvertent) errors in the underlying calculations.” Lewis’ findings were quickly corroborated by another researcher.

https://dailycaller.com/2018/11/07/glob ... ans-error/

Oops or :shell:

I suspect :shell:
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