Tinder

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Tinder

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:30 pm

I keep wondering why Britain's youth is depressed and maybe this is it:

My younger colleagues tell me that getting a shag is now a swipe and a text chat away. And JO, fuck off before you say anything....

Young men and women are being constantly judged on their looks and deemed fit/not fit. This leads them into using Instagram filters and double-chin reducing camera angles to make them look more attractive to the opposite sex. Boys are taking roids that will enlarge their heart, fuck their bollocks, and girls are stuffing chicken fillets into their bras or getting their parents to give them boob jobs which will sag.

How can it possibly be healthy to live life this way, competing with just about everyone on the internet? And living for validation on Instagram?

And what man or woman wants a partner thats stabbed more women than Peter Sutcliffe or been cocked more times than Dirty Harry's hand gun?

You'll tell me that there's always been competition and yeah that's true, if you call standing in a noisy club 20,30 years ago chatting women up "competing".

But it seems to me that nowadays you can be discarded and replaced in an instant.

Fuck being 20 again. Not that I could rewind 26 years even if I wanted to :mrgreen:

Thoughts? Posted in the arms as everything I post goes to shit anyway. :pmsl:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Goodwife » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:33 pm

why does it seem so alien to you?

Is it because if you had to actually be in close quarters with a women you wouldn't have the first clue what to say never mind do?

The men on here are all weird shut ins with no actual social skills.
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Re: Tinder

Postby Stooo » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:35 pm

Tinder is bloody awful so far...
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Re: Tinder

Postby Goodwife » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:37 pm

Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?
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Re: Tinder

Postby Guest » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:51 pm

Do the women on Tinder lie about their age, size of their breasts etc?
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Re: Tinder

Postby Goodwife » Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:57 pm

Guest wrote:Do the women on Tinder lie about their age, size of their breasts etc?



Its connected to your facebook so no

Oh and fuck off you snide c**t
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Re: Tinder

Postby Nivarna » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:00 pm

I've never used it, or needed to.. I've got a fantastic social circle, and at the moment I love being single. My time is focused on studies/work and my career.
Seems a bit daft filtering and choosing camera angles. When people meet face to face, it'll be obvious. :scratch:
There must be a need for such apps or they wouldn't be around. I think people need to be realistic when using them though. You're not going to find Brad Pitt on there that's for sure. :laughing:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Stooo » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:07 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...
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Re: Tinder

Postby Goodwife » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:11 pm

Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...



Sure you will have more success going down your new local & chatting
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Re: Tinder

Postby Nivarna » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:12 pm

Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...


I think you should let us help :pmsl:

If us members wrote your profile and chose your 'best side' I'm sure it would bring about more success :wubwub:

No need to thank us...Always a pleasure, never a chore :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Nivarna » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:14 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...



Sure you will have more success going down your new local & chatting


I agree, you can see what you're getting then :thumbsup:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Vam » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:31 pm

Nivarna wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...


I think you should let us help :pmsl:

If us members wrote your profile and chose your 'best side' I'm sure it would bring about more success :wubwub:

No need to thank us...Always a pleasure, never a chore :gigglesnshit:


oooh...I could definitely get on board with that! :leer:

Any time you need a little help, Stoooie. Just holler ... :mrgreen:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Nivarna » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:34 pm

Vam wrote:
Nivarna wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...


I think you should let us help :pmsl:

If us members wrote your profile and chose your 'best side' I'm sure it would bring about more success :wubwub:

No need to thank us...Always a pleasure, never a chore :gigglesnshit:


oooh...I could definitely get on board with that! :leer:

Any time you need a little help, Stoooie. Just holler ... :mrgreen:


He needs taking in hand :pmsl:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Stooo » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:34 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...



Sure you will have more success going down your new local & chatting


:ooer:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Nivarna » Sun Nov 04, 2018 9:36 pm

Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:Tinder is bloody awful so far...



You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?


Frequently...



Sure you will have more success going down your new local & chatting


:ooer:


We could help write out some convos :whistle:
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