Tinder

[Goodwife]

It is all done in jest--surely?

There was banter, there is not any now he is just being a c**t

Just pushing your buttons I am guessing.

It's not working

of course it's working

you couldn't be any more obvious if you dropped your drawers and pissed on his desk chair

Jealous?

Is that why you are trying and failing to be a pound shop dominatrix again?

[HobbitFeet]

There was banter, there is not any now he is just being a c**t

Just pushing your buttons I am guessing.

It's not working

of course it's working

you couldn't be any more obvious if you dropped your drawers and pissed on his desk chair

Jealous?

Is that why you are trying and failing to be a pound shop dominatrix again?

jealous of what?

I'd love for you to explain

I'll just wait...

[LordRaven]

Are you still waiting HB?

[banana chewits]

Are you still waiting HB?

have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?

[LordRaven]

Are you still waiting HB?

have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?

Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.

[Guest]

Are you still waiting HB?

have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?

Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.

I heard budgies go cheap.

[LordRaven]

Are you still waiting HB?

have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?

Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.

I heard budgies go cheap.

[Guest]

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.

[Avon Barksdale]

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.

Fascinating.

You should write a book about your experience.

[LordRaven]

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.

So you dated her mum first?

[Guest]

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.

So you dated her mum first?

No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.

[BUDGIE]

Are you still waiting HB?

have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?

Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.

I heard budgies go cheap.

[BUDGIE]

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.

So you dated her mum first?

No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.

Why are you writing like I do?????

But fair play to you my man - that's the way.

Treat them mean, keep them keen

Spoiler: show

That'll give those old cunts enough to moan about for years

[LordRaven]

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.

So you dated her mum first?

No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.

So you applied your own Trading Standards Punitive measures? Furry muff!

[LordRaven]

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.

So you dated her mum first?

No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.

Why are you writing like I do?????

But fair play to you my man - that's the way.

Treat them mean, keep them keen

Spoiler: show

That'll give those old cunts enough to moan about for years

I think you must have gone to different schools together