Tinder

[Vam]

I think you should let us help

If us members wrote your profile and chose your 'best side' I'm sure it would bring about more success

No need to thank us...Always a pleasure, never a chore

oooh...I could definitely get on board with that!

Any time you need a little help, Stoooie. Just holler ...

He needs taking in hand

You have a great way with words...

[Goodwife]

Tinder is bloody awful so far...

You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?

Frequently...

Sure you will have more success going down your new local & chatting

What wrong with the locals?

You got chatting to the one in the antiques shop. Same difference bit of chit chat jobs a good un

[BUDGIE]

why does it seem so alien to you?

Is it because if you had to actually be in close quarters with a women you wouldn't have the first clue what to say never mind do?

The men on here are all weird shut ins with no actual social skills.

Erm,

I was talking about 20 year olds, not me. I'm attached.....

Don't you fucking READ what people write????

[Niv]

why does it seem so alien to you?

Is it because if you had to actually be in close quarters with a women you wouldn't have the first clue what to say never mind do?

The men on here are all weird shut ins with no actual social skills.

Erm,

I was talking about 20 year olds, not me. I'm attached.....

Don't you fucking READ what people write????

Obviously not

[BUDGIE]

Do the women on Tinder lie about their age, size of their breasts etc?

Its connected to your facebook so no

Oh and fuck off you snide c**t

Is it??? I don't think it is connected to your facebook at all, I think you're talking bollocks again - because one of the guys I was talking to has no Facebook account and never had; the kids are all using Instagram....

[BUDGIE]

Honestly, it didn't take Goodwife long to derail the thread. She must have ADHD because she never read a fucking word I said.

I repeat, for brevity:

1) Youth are trying to match roid freaks and birds with filtered faces and artificial tits/eyelashes/hair extensions, striving for an impossible ideal;
2) Who'd want to go with a man or woman who's fucked so many women/men? And spare me the "if a man does it, he's a stud" crap...

[BUDGIE]

Tinder is bloody awful so far...

You have been doing it ages now aren't you bored yet?

Frequently...

I thought there was an age limit of 40 on Tinder???

Obviously I was wrong.

You met any women then???? Probably more desperadoes than a Clint Eastwood Western but there you go!

Move to Coatbridge, the fact you work and don't breath through your mouth would make you unique already

[NastyNickers]

Do the women on Tinder lie about their age, size of their breasts etc?

Its connected to your facebook so no

Oh and fuck off you snide c**t

Is it??? I don't think it is connected to your facebook at all, I think you're talking bollocks again - because one of the guys I was talking to has no Facebook account and never had; the kids are all using Instagram....

Pretty sure you can sign up with your phone number these days.

Not that a Facebook profile means someone is real anyway. You could link it to a Facebook and still lie about your age and your bra size.

[BUDGIE]

Do the women on Tinder lie about their age, size of their breasts etc?

Its connected to your facebook so no

Oh and fuck off you snide c**t

Is it??? I don't think it is connected to your facebook at all, I think you're talking bollocks again - because one of the guys I was talking to has no Facebook account and never had; the kids are all using Instagram....

Pretty sure you can sign up with your phone number these days.

Not that a Facebook profile means someone is real anyway. You could link it to a Facebook and still lie about your age and your bra size.

Who would do such a thing as set up a fake facebook account with a pretty face to attract men?????????

[Goodwife]

Do the women on Tinder lie about their age, size of their breasts etc?

Its connected to your facebook so no

Oh and fuck off you snide c**t

Is it??? I don't think it is connected to your facebook at all, I think you're talking bollocks again - because one of the guys I was talking to has no Facebook account and never had; the kids are all using Instagram....

Mine is

Why don't you download the app & you will see.

You can link your insta to tinder

And spotify

[Goodwife]

Honestly, it didn't take Goodwife long to derail the thread. She must have ADHD because she never read a fucking word I said.

I repeat, for brevity:

1) Youth are trying to match roid freaks and birds with filtered faces and artificial tits/eyelashes/hair extensions, striving for an impossible ideal;
2) Who'd want to go with a man or woman who's fucked so many women/men? And spare me the "if a man does it, he's a stud" crap...

It was too long and a load of boring bollocks

[NastyNickers]

Do the women on Tinder lie about their age, size of their breasts etc?

Its connected to your facebook so no

Oh and fuck off you snide c**t

Is it??? I don't think it is connected to your facebook at all, I think you're talking bollocks again - because one of the guys I was talking to has no Facebook account and never had; the kids are all using Instagram....

Pretty sure you can sign up with your phone number these days.

Not that a Facebook profile means someone is real anyway. You could link it to a Facebook and still lie about your age and your bra size.

Who would do such a thing as set up a fake facebook account with a pretty face to attract men?????????

It’s usually men from Africa who want your bank details or a visa marriage.
Although, I’ve had a few East Asian women with one friend recently trying to sell me viagra.

[BUDGIE]

Mine is

Why don't you download the app & you will see.

You can link your insta to tinder

And spotify

Why would I want to download the app???

And why are you still using tinder if you have a boyfriend, you cheating sket????

Honestly though, given all the choice of women and men on Tinder, surely you'd eventually start seeing the opposite sex as pieces of meat once you've shagged loads of them?

Nobody goes on there to find a long term relationship do they?? STD central

[BUDGIE]

It’s usually men from Africa who want your bank details or a visa marriage.
Although, I’ve had a few East Asian women with one friend recently trying to sell me viagra.

Fucks sake, how do you know the "woman" you are chatting to is female????

Sounds worse than Dogs and Sun Online 2007!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Goodwife]

Mine is

Why don't you download the app & you will see.

You can link your insta to tinder

And spotify

Why would I want to download the app???

And why are you still using tinder if you have a boyfriend, you cheating sket????

Honestly though, given all the choice of women and men on Tinder, surely you'd eventually start seeing the opposite sex as pieces of meat once you've shagged loads of them?

Nobody goes on there to find a long term relationship do they?? STD central

Oh this is a bit embarrassing for you.

I never said I had a boyfriend did I? In fact I don't think I said what my relationship status was to you

And I never said I still used it

Download it to look at what the fuss is about, you will be disappointed