Tinder

[Dean]

Ok, spoke to some younger colleagues. Apparently with this Tinder lark it's fucking weird!

you don't kiss your date, but you can fuck.

Let that sink in.

Jra usually pays £50 for that...

Are you jealous that JRA can afford to pay for sex, or just the fact he has 50 quid
or both?

Why would I need to pay for sex when your mother is available?

[Guest]

Ok, spoke to some younger colleagues. Apparently with this Tinder lark it's fucking weird!

you don't kiss your date, but you can fuck.

Let that sink in.

Jra usually pays £50 for that...

Are you jealous that JRA can afford to pay for sex, or just the fact he has 50 quid
or both?

Why would I need to pay for sex when your mother is available?

You'd have bathe first Dean, She's no Brummie slag like wot you're used too. She has class. All her Tattoos are spelt right.
I read your mums tramp stamp, and it read Deans a munt. But I knew what her tat meant.
Do you still get the family discount Dean or is it just yer Dad who discounts you?