Tinder

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Re: Tinder

Postby Goodwife » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:36 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:
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LordRaven wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
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It is all done in jest--surely?


There was banter, there is not any now he is just being a c**t


Just pushing your buttons I am guessing.



It's not working :mrgreen:



of course it's working

you couldn't be any more obvious if you dropped your drawers and pissed on his desk chair



Jealous?

Is that why you are trying and failing to be a pound shop dominatrix again?
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Re: Tinder

Postby HobbitFeet » Sun Nov 11, 2018 10:37 pm

Goodwife wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
There was banter, there is not any now he is just being a c**t


Just pushing your buttons I am guessing.



It's not working :mrgreen:



of course it's working

you couldn't be any more obvious if you dropped your drawers and pissed on his desk chair



Jealous?

Is that why you are trying and failing to be a pound shop dominatrix again?



jealous of what?

I'd love for you to explain

I'll just wait...
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Re: Tinder

Postby LordRaven » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:03 pm

Are you still waiting HB? :smilin:
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Re: Tinder

Postby banana chewits » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:50 pm

LordRaven wrote:Are you still waiting HB? :smilin:


have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?
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Re: Tinder

Postby LordRaven » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:51 pm

banana chewits wrote:
LordRaven wrote:Are you still waiting HB? :smilin:


have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?


Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.
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Re: Tinder

Postby Guest » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:54 pm

LordRaven wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
LordRaven wrote:Are you still waiting HB? :smilin:


have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?


Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.


I heard budgies go cheap. :mrgreen:
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Re: Tinder

Postby LordRaven » Mon Nov 12, 2018 4:48 pm

Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
LordRaven wrote:Are you still waiting HB? :smilin:


have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?


Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.


I heard budgies go cheap. :mrgreen:


:pmsl:
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Re: Tinder

Postby Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:01 pm

Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.
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Re: Tinder

Postby Avon Barksdale » Tue Nov 13, 2018 1:43 pm

Guest wrote:Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.


Fascinating.

You should write a book about your experience.
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Re: Tinder

Postby LordRaven » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:31 pm

Guest wrote:Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.


So you dated her mum first?
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Re: Tinder

Postby Guest » Tue Nov 13, 2018 5:34 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.


So you dated her mum first?


No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.
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Re: Tinder

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:19 pm

Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
LordRaven wrote:Are you still waiting HB? :smilin:


have you not got any tinder anecdotes lord raven?


Sadly not, I couldn't get a bird in a pet shop.


I heard budgies go cheap. :mrgreen:


:dunno: :pmsl:
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Re: Tinder

Postby BUDGIE » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:20 pm

Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.


So you dated her mum first?


No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.


Why are you writing like I do????? :pmsl:

But fair play to you my man - that's the way.

Treat them mean, keep them keen :mrgreen:

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That'll give those old cunts enough to moan about for years
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Re: Tinder

Postby LordRaven » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:46 pm

Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.


So you dated her mum first?


No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.

So you applied your own Trading Standards Punitive measures? Furry muff!
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Re: Tinder

Postby LordRaven » Tue Nov 13, 2018 7:47 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Guest wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Guest wrote:Tinder should be sued for false advertising. All the pictures are so heavily filtered and many pull the strange duck face thing NN does so it’s impossible to tell what they actually look like in reality. They all blend into one person.

I met a woman who had those silly bunny ears filter and she looked great on the photo. In real life she looked nothing like the photo, more like her mum.


So you dated her mum first?


No. Fucked it and chucked it.

She duped me into thinking she was an attractive young woman. I duped her into thinking I wanted more than to spunk up her clunge.

Seems fair to me.


Why are you writing like I do????? :pmsl:

But fair play to you my man - that's the way.

Treat them mean, keep them keen :mrgreen:

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That'll give those old cunts enough to moan about for years

I think you must have gone to different schools together :gigglesnshit:
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