S.A.D

[Niv]

Seasonal affective disorder... anyone suffer from it?... it seems to be rife on here judging by all the grouchy fuckers today!

Soon be Christmas!

I'm glad it's not just me who has noticed the distinct lack of humour on here at times

I don't suffer from SAD, and I can't wait for Christmas (I mentioned it the other day, it went down like a lead balloon )

Does it get better nearer the time on here do you know... The Christmas spirit/cheer?

Please don't say, yes on December 27th

[Gabby]

tell you some jokes to cheer you up....

I showed my doctor the nasty rash i've got on my arse today... he seemed a bit hesitant and uncomfortable and he didn't want to touch it.... he just said "make an appointment for next week"........ then carried on pushing his trolley round Asda!

well if he didn't think it needed immediate attention. It will probably be gone by next week, and didn't want to embarass you in asda.[/quote]

It was only a joke..... as if i’d get my arse out in Asda?? ..... well, not on a normal day anyway!

[Gabby]

Seasonal affective disorder... anyone suffer from it?... it seems to be rife on here judging by all the grouchy fuckers today!

Soon be Christmas!

I'm glad it's not just me who has noticed the distinct lack of humour on here at times

I don't suffer from SAD, and I can't wait for Christmas (I mentioned it the other day, it went down like a lead balloon )

Does it get better nearer the time on here do you know... The Christmas spirit/cheer?

Please don't say, yes on December 27th

Just don’t mention the C word to Stooo!

[Niv]

tell you some jokes to cheer you up....

I showed my doctor the nasty rash i've got on my arse today... he seemed a bit hesitant and uncomfortable and he didn't want to touch it.... he just said "make an appointment for next week"........ then carried on pushing his trolley round Asda!

well if he didn't think it needed immediate attention. It will probably be gone by next week, and didn't want to embarass you in asda.

It was only a joke..... as if i’d get my arse out in Asda?? ..... well, not on a normal day anyway! [/quote]

I am crying with laughter

That being mistaken for actually happening.... I think that whizzed through the air, and went right over heads. Makes it even funnier

I'm easily amused

[Gabby]

tell you some jokes to cheer you up....

I showed my doctor the nasty rash i've got on my arse today... he seemed a bit hesitant and uncomfortable and he didn't want to touch it.... he just said "make an appointment for next week"........ then carried on pushing his trolley round Asda!

well if he didn't think it needed immediate attention. It will probably be gone by next week, and didn't want to embarass you in asda.

It was only a joke..... as if i’d get my arse out in Asda?? ..... well, not on a normal day anyway!

I am crying with laughter

That being mistaken for actually happening.... I think that whizzed through the air, and went right over heads. Makes it even funnier

I'm easily amused [/quote]

Yeah, made me LOL too!

[Niv]

Now Gabby... What's occurring with the quotes?

It's all gone Pete Tong

[Gabby]

Now Gabby... What's occurring with the quotes?

It's all gone Pete Tong

Art fucked it up! .... we carried it on!

[Rolluplostinspace]

Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

[Ray of Sunshine]

It is the most depressing time of the year, dark evenings, cold weather, a long time until Summer.

[Ray of Sunshine]

Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.

[Guest]

It is the most depressing time of the year, dark evenings, cold weather, a long time until Summer.

Good job you're here to cheer everyone up.

[Wilson]

I hate this time of year. Now the kids are teenagers I don't even look forward to Christmas anymore, it's just hard work & drains my bank account. I'm on count down to Spring time and don't care if that makes me a miserable old witch. The whole thing's just shit.

[McAz]

Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.

I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

[Rolluplostinspace]

It is the most depressing time of the year, dark evenings, cold weather, a long time until Summer.

Chuck a couple more logs ont fire pour yourself a glass of Irish and chill.
We love this time of year but then we don't have to go out if we don't want to.

[Rolluplostinspace]

Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.

I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?