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Rolluplostinspace wrote:

McAz wrote:

Ray of Sunshine wrote:

Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.

I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?

Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life!

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat!

McAz wrote:

Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life!

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat!

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.

McAz wrote:

Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life!

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat!

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.

Goodwife wrote:

McAz wrote:

Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life!

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat!

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.

Poor Mrs McAz

McAz wrote:

Goodwife wrote:

McAz wrote:

Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life!

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat!

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.

Poor Mrs McAz

Huh? It's not a problem for her, she gave up rugmunching years ago.

Goodwife wrote:

McAz wrote:

Goodwife wrote:

McAz wrote:

Gabby wrote:Sorry folks if i’m about to put you off pork pie for life!

Why is a pork pie like a pensioners fanny?....... you bite off the crust and lick out the jelly to get to the meat!

That's put me right off pensioner's fannies.

Poor Mrs McAz

Huh? It's not a problem for her, she gave up rugmunching years ago.

Well that went right over your head


Never mind

Rolluplostinspace wrote:

McAz wrote:

Ray of Sunshine wrote:

Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.

I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?

Guest wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:

McAz wrote:

Ray of Sunshine wrote:

Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.

I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?

If they're dead, are they still classed as disabled...or just dead?

Guest wrote:

Rolluplostinspace wrote:

McAz wrote:

Ray of Sunshine wrote:

Gabby wrote:Here’s another...

I saw a job advertised for a ‘Fanny Waxing Assistant’.... it involves removing knickers, prepare area for waxing then rub oil in after... when I enquired at the Job Centre they said I had to go to Cornwall, I said ‘is that where the job is?.... they said no.... it’s the back of the fucking queue!!

I think I may be gay because that job doesn't appeal at all.

I'm sure there a job waxing arses somewhere, Ray.

Dead disabled peoples arses?

If they're dead, are they still classed as disabled...or just dead?