I come in peace

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Re: I come in peace

Postby McAz » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:39 pm

:ooer: :gigglesnshit:
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Re: I come in peace

Postby LordRaven » Mon Nov 12, 2018 2:48 pm

McAz wrote::ooer: :gigglesnshit:


He did make me laugh when telling the story of his own little escapades blowing spliff smoke at spiders, some he said stayed motionless of hours if not days.

But I suppose it's better than spraying them with stuff that will kill them or walloping them with a rolled up newspaper.

I try to catch them and throw them into the garden, but as it's getting colder I do expect I will feel like Donald Trump soon with loads of spiders claiming asylum as the winter draws in.
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Re: I come in peace

Postby McAz » Mon Nov 12, 2018 3:06 pm

My missus is strict about such things - she never kills anything if avoidable. Likes hamburgers though, go figure. :dunno:
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby Jobless Oddball » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:12 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Is El Guapo seriously a drug dealer????



El Guapo couldn't deal a game of pontoon let alone drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby 362636 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 8:53 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Is El Guapo seriously a drug dealer????



El Guapo couldn't deal a game of pontoon let alone drugs!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Jo, what about the time he offered you out and you flounced.
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby Jobless Oddball » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:01 pm

362636 wrote:Jo, what about the time he offered you out and you flounced.


You woke up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby 362636 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:09 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
362636 wrote:Jo, what about the time he offered you out and you flounced.


You woke up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:


Credit to you for denying the offer to slap you up, flouncer.

Gl Guapo + Jo = Cowards
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby Jobless Oddball » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:22 pm

362636 wrote:
Credit to you for denying the offer to slap you up, flouncer.

Gl Guapo + Jo = Cowards


I've had plenty of offers to give me a slap over the years but alas............................

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Re: I come in oeace

Postby 362636 » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:24 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
362636 wrote:
Credit to you for denying the offer to slap you up, flouncer.

Gl Guapo + Jo = Cowards


I've had plenty of offers to give me a slap over the years but alas............................[quote]



Yep, "standing" on your knees.

Even the little twat free bbc offered you out and honestly, that
was :pmsl:
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby Jobless Oddball » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:39 pm

362636 wrote:Yep, "standing" on your knees.


I have to be on my knees to look you in the eye!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: I come in peace

Postby Goodwife » Mon Nov 12, 2018 9:44 pm

:Hiya: Lucians :Hiya:

Hope all is well up your end :gigglesnshit:
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby Shelley » Tue Nov 13, 2018 11:27 am

El Guapo wrote:My last post on here was about Shell on Dec 12 2010 hahaha

Is she still about and as crazy as she used to be?



Yes and even more so than then. :leer:
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Re: I come in peace

Postby LordRaven » Tue Nov 13, 2018 2:13 pm

McAz wrote:My missus is strict about such things - she never kills anything if avoidable. Likes hamburgers though, go figure. :dunno:


Well it seems better than what some are suggesting...

Why Should We Eat Insects? It's the Future of Food | Labcoat Life ...
https://www.nature.com/scitable/blog/la ... at_insects
6 Jun 2013 - While two billion people are perfectly fine with eating insects, the ... Even more fascinating is that we are actually eating them as part of lunch ...

The thais love eating insects frogs, you name it and they'll eat it. :pukeup:
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:34 pm

Shelley wrote:
El Guapo wrote:My last post on here was about Shell on Dec 12 2010 hahaha

Is she still about and as crazy as she used to be?



Yes and even more so than then. :leer:


:gigglesnshit: ... give him shit, drug dealing midget! :shake head:
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Re: I come in oeace

Postby DND » Tue Nov 13, 2018 3:45 pm

Gabby wrote:
Shelley wrote:
El Guapo wrote:My last post on here was about Shell on Dec 12 2010 hahaha

Is she still about and as crazy as she used to be?



Yes and even more so than then. :leer:


:gigglesnshit: ... give him shit, drug dealing midget! :shake head:



I wonder if he's heard of your fake baby yet.....
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