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Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:45 pm

A female friend has lockjaw, how can she prevent it?

Serious question.
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby Stooo » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:50 pm

*obvious blowjob joke*
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby Guest » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:51 pm

You usually have an injection at school and then get boosters later on.

If you stand on a rusty nail or get soil in a would then you need to go to the hospital for an injection in the buttock.
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby Timbo » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:51 pm

I'd like to lock your jaw away from the teat of the English Establishment you hun fuck.

Hail hail :hap:
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:52 pm

Stooo wrote:*obvious blowjob joke*


From whom????

Fucks sake, just because you associate with some right hoors, don't assume I do...
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 6:56 pm

Lord Raven does, right enough...
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby Nucks » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:05 pm

Cocksuckers cramp? Dunno, never had it. :doomed:
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby Stooo » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:06 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:*obvious blowjob joke*


From whom????

Fucks sake, just because you associate with some right hoors, don't assume I do...


Are you saying that giving me a blowjob will lock your jaw?
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:08 pm

Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:*obvious blowjob joke*


From whom????

Fucks sake, just because you associate with some right hoors, don't assume I do...


Are you saying that giving me a blowjob will lock your jaw?


I'm saying if I gave you a blowjob I would expect admin rights :trollface:

AND a test for the bad AIDS :bawlin:
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:09 pm

Nucks wrote:Cocksuckers cramp? Dunno, never had it. :doomed:


My friend doesn't suck beef....

She's a lesbian.

She licked her jaw eating a tuppence.
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:13 pm

Timbo wrote:I'd like to lock your jaw away from the teat of the English Establishment you hun fuck.

Hail hail :hap:


KAT!!!!

Fuck off back to Torbett towers ...

What was the cry??

And what was fine and beautiful?
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby xtras1 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:14 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:Cocksuckers cramp? Dunno, never had it. :doomed:


My friend doesn't suck beef....

She's a lesbian.

She licked her jaw eating a tuppence.



So whilst licking her jaw, she sustained Lockjaw :pmsl:
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:15 pm

Guest wrote:You usually have an injection at school and then get boosters later on.

If you stand on a rusty nail or get soil in a would then you need to go to the hospital for an injection in the buttock.


A tetanus Jag?

So it needs a hospital A&E visit??
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby xtras1 » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:16 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Guest wrote:You usually have an injection at school and then get boosters later on.

If you stand on a rusty nail or get soil in a would then you need to go to the hospital for an injection in the buttock.


A tetanus Jag?

So it needs a hospital A&E visit??



If you are serious then yes A & E.. you ain't attached to her are you :ooer:
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Re: Lockjaw

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Nov 15, 2018 7:17 pm

xtras1 wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:Cocksuckers cramp? Dunno, never had it. :doomed:


My friend doesn't suck beef....

She's a lesbian.

She licked her jaw eating a tuppence.



So whilst licking her jaw, she sustained Lockjaw :pmsl:


It was autocorrect fucking up, Hawking...
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