Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

Postby calitom » Mon Jan 07, 2019 3:42 am

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I always thought that was stupid! the Earth rules the World.

here calitom, what is happening with the fires in ca?[/quote

they have been out for a while Arthur. its been pouring rain now--will last several more days
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Re: Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

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I always thought that was stupid! the Earth rules the World.

here calitom, what is happening with the fires in ca?[/quote

they have been out for a while Arthur. its been pouring rain now--will last several more days

I was thinking with the cool water coming down from the arctic that might have happened? cool.
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Re: Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

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Re: Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

Postby McAz » Tue Jan 08, 2019 9:35 pm

To whom it may concern...



I love a good bum on a woman, it makes my day.
To me it is palpable proof of God's existence, a posteriori.
Also I love breasts and arms and ankles, elbows, knees;
It's the tongue, the tongue, the tongue on a woman that
Spoils the job for me.
Please understand I respect and admire the frailer sex
And I honour them every bit as much as the next...
...misogynist.
But give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and
Thereupon
They go on again, on again, on again, on again, on again, on
Again, on.

I fell in love with a woman with wonderful thighs and hips
And a sensational belly. I just never noticed her lips were
Always moving.
Only when we got to the altar and she had to say "I do"
And she folded her arms and gathered herself and took in a
Breath and I knew
She could have gone on again, on again, on again till the
Entire
Congregation passed out and the vicar passed on and the
Choirboys passed through puberty.
At the reception I gloomily noted her family's jubilant
Mood,
Their maniacal laughter and their ghastly gratitude.

She talks to me when I go for a shave or a sleep or a swim.
She talks to me on a Sunday when I go singing hymns and
Drinking heavily.
When I go mending my chimney pot she's down there in the
Street,
And at ninety-five on my motorbike she's on the pillion seat
Wittering on again, on again, on and again and again.
When I'm eating or drinking or reading or thinking or when
I'm saying my rosary.
She will never stop talking to me; she is one of those women
Who
Will never use three or four words when a couple of thousand
Will easily do!

She also talks without stopping to me in our bed of a night;
Throughout the sweetest of our intimate delights she never
Gives over.
Not even stopping while we go hammer and tongs towards the
Peak -
Except maybe for a sigh and a groan and one perfunctory
Shriek.
Then she goes on again, on again, on again on and I must
Assume that she has never noticed that she's just been
Interrupted.
Totally unruffled she is, and as far as I can see
I might just as well have been posting a letter or stirring
Up the tea!

She will not take a hint, not once she's made a start.
I can yawn or belch or bleed or faint or fart - she'll not
Drop a syllable.
I could stand in front of her grimly sharpening up an axe,
I could sprinkle her with paraffin, and ask her for a match

She'd just go on again, on again, on again even more.
The hind leg of a donkey is peanuts for her, she can bore
The balls off a buffalo.
"Mother of God, " I cried one day, "Oh, let your kingdom come
"And in the meantime, Mother, could you strike this bugger
Dumb?"

Well, believe it or not, she appeared to me then and there:
The Blessed Virgin herself, in answer to my prayer, despite
The vulgarity,
Shimmering softly, dressed in blue and holding up a hand.
I cocked a pious ear as the Mother of God began.
Well she went on again, on again, on again, on, and I
Will have to state how very much I sympathise with the rest
Of the family.
Give some women the ghost of a chance to talk and thereupon
They go on again, on again, on again, on again,
And again, and again, and again, and again
They will go on again, on again, on again, on again, on
Again, on again, on.
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is that Phil Mickelson?
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Re: Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

Postby Jon » Thu Jan 10, 2019 5:20 pm

Always loved the lyrics to this:

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Re: Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

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this will never get old...
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Re: Dogs Arms Jukebox Part 20

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Jan 11, 2019 10:52 am

Lovely man, Willie Nelson. :wubbers:

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