I wanna puke...

[Gabby]

Did anyone watch ‘Nanna Love: 50 Shades of Granny’ last night on channel 5?

A 92 year old biddy shagging a 30something bloke!!.... OMFG!

She was showing the cameras her ‘sexy’ lingerie .... one, as she pointed out, was a crotchless body stocking! .... then she said while having their first kiss she was dripping down her legs!.... FFS, WTF!!

Fucking gross is all I can describe it! ..... i’m heaving as I relive the vision!

What makes you wanna puke?

[McAz]

Well, that's put me off my breakfast. :(

[Gabby]

Well, that's put me off my breakfast. :(

.... you wanna try watching it, it’ll put you off more than your breakfast!

I watched it, either between closed fingers or heaving my guts up!

[McAz]

Well, that's put me off my breakfast. :(

.... you wanna try watching it, it’ll put you off more than your breakfast!

I watched it, either between closed fingers or heaving my guts up!

I really couldn't - I'm a total wimp when it comes to stuff like that - I like my grannies to wear pinnies and make sponge cakes.

[Gabby]

Well, that's put me off my breakfast. :(

.... you wanna try watching it, it’ll put you off more than your breakfast!

I watched it, either between closed fingers or heaving my guts up!

I really couldn't - I'm a total wimp when it comes to stuff like that - I like my grannies to wear pinnies and make sponge cakes.

Well they were knitting too!

[McAz]

Well, that's put me off my breakfast. :(

.... you wanna try watching it, it’ll put you off more than your breakfast!

I watched it, either between closed fingers or heaving my guts up!

I really couldn't - I'm a total wimp when it comes to stuff like that - I like my grannies to wear pinnies and make sponge cakes.

Well they were knitting too!

Enough - it puts me off my morning muffin.

[Gabby]

Well, that's put me off my breakfast. :(

.... you wanna try watching it, it’ll put you off more than your breakfast!

I watched it, either between closed fingers or heaving my guts up!

I really couldn't - I'm a total wimp when it comes to stuff like that - I like my grannies to wear pinnies and make sponge cakes.

Well they were knitting too!

Enough - it puts me off my morning muffin.

Knitted willy warmers v crotchless knickers!

[bogtrotter]

Well, that's put me off my breakfast. :(

.... you wanna try watching it, it’ll put you off more than your breakfast!

I watched it, either between closed fingers or heaving my guts up!

I really couldn't - I'm a total wimp when it comes to stuff like that - I like my grannies to wear pinnies and make sponge cakes.

Grannies making creampies, what a thought.

[Guest]

Channel 5 always repeat these grossities programmes, I shall have to catch this one, will put it on one day to gross the hubby out

[Nucks]

Channel 5 always repeat these grossities programmes, I shall have to catch this one, will put it on one day to gross the hubby out

Or you might awaken an unknown fetish and he’ll start making excuses to pop over to your Nana’s.

[Gabby]

Channel 5 always repeat these grossities programmes, I shall have to catch this one, will put it on one day to gross the hubby out

.... careful, he might trade you in for an older model!

[Stooo]

I know a bloke like that, he's never gone out with a woman younger than sixty five. He's my age and has always been like it.

[Jon]

Grannies making creampies, what a thought.

[Gabby]

I know a bloke like that, he's never gone out with a woman younger than sixty five. He's my age and has always been like it.

But 60 years older?? .... it’s just rank!

[Niv]

I was enjoying my yoghurt ... Now it's in the bin