What have you bought your Other Half?

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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Nucks » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:34 pm

A Hoover.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Meg » Mon Dec 17, 2018 8:37 pm

Nucks wrote:A Hoover.


Do you mean a vacuum cleaner :whistle: :gigglesnshit:
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Holly » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:27 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
Holly wrote:My favorite scent of all times is Alien, I could bathe in it.

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Mrs D bought that without even smelling it. Just coz she liked the shape and colour of the bottle :off head:


OMG :pmsl: that's how I first got hold of it. I saw it on e bay, loved the bottle and bought it. I thought even if I don't like the scent, it will look really great on my dresser :gigglesnshit: : ...but I fell in love with it and have been using it ever since. It goes a long way, you need very little.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Holly » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:30 pm

Meg wrote:Jumper, shirt, bottle of the whiskey liquer he likes and some new lounge trouser/pyjama type bottoms chosen by the kid.



Is that the Dubliner whiskey liqueur? Yes, I actually will get a bottle of that, we both like it :smilin:
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Holly » Mon Dec 17, 2018 9:33 pm

Meg wrote:
Nucks wrote:A Hoover.


Do you mean a vacuum cleaner :whistle: :gigglesnshit:


:pmsl:

Well that's what the Aussies and Kiwi's call a hoover :snooty:
How can you call it a Hoover when it's a Dyson?
Not every vacuum cleaner is a Hoover.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Guest » Mon Dec 17, 2018 11:54 pm

I don't know what you should buy for your other half, but a parrot's maybe not a good idea.....!! :ohshi: :Sgreengrin:


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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby jra » Tue Dec 18, 2018 2:29 am

NastyNickers wrote:Mine is getting a new watch, a decent winter coat, some aftershave, trainers and clothes.

Basically all the shit I get sick of telling him to buy throughout the year


Maybe he should be allowed to make his own decisions on that one.

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Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ve heard men like a threesome. As long as the other isn’t a man. :Wiiiine!:


Nah, my man doesn't even know what to do with one woman let alone two :gigglesnshit:


Can you buy a discussion?

Anyway, joking aside.

Get something related to a hobby of theirs.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Fletch » Tue Dec 18, 2018 6:56 am

jra wrote:Anyway, joking aside.


Where? :ooer:
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby jra » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:18 am

Fletch wrote:
jra wrote:Anyway, joking aside.


Where? :ooer:


Do you need a manual? All parties talking tongue in cheek. That's your starting point.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Holly » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:24 am

jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Mine is getting a new watch, a decent winter coat, some aftershave, trainers and clothes.

Basically all the shit I get sick of telling him to buy throughout the year


Maybe he should be allowed to make his own decisions on that one.

Holly wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ve heard men like a threesome. As long as the other isn’t a man. :Wiiiine!:


Nah, my man doesn't even know what to do with one woman let alone two :gigglesnshit:


Can you buy a discussion?

Anyway, joking aside.

Get something related to a hobby of theirs.


WOWC????????????? Nah, not happening :shoot:
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby HobbitFeet » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:37 am

jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Mine is getting a new watch, a decent winter coat, some aftershave, trainers and clothes.

Basically all the shit I get sick of telling him to buy throughout the year


Maybe he should be allowed to make his own decisions on that one.




wtf

not big on the concept of Christmas then?
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby jra » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:35 am

HobbitFeet wrote:
jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Mine is getting a new watch, a decent winter coat, some aftershave, trainers and clothes.

Basically all the shit I get sick of telling him to buy throughout the year


Maybe he should be allowed to make his own decisions on that one.




wtf

not big on the concept of Christmas then?


Not so much about the concept of Christmas, but being nagged by the other half about what they should buy during the rest of the year. I hope NN was joking anyway, as it's a control issue.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby banana chewits » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:47 am

an experience day for something on their bucket list.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby jra » Tue Dec 18, 2018 9:57 am

Holly wrote:
jra wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:Mine is getting a new watch, a decent winter coat, some aftershave, trainers and clothes.

Basically all the shit I get sick of telling him to buy throughout the year


Maybe he should be allowed to make his own decisions on that one.

Holly wrote:
Lady Murasaki wrote:I’ve heard men like a threesome. As long as the other isn’t a man. :Wiiiine!:


Nah, my man doesn't even know what to do with one woman let alone two :gigglesnshit:


Can you buy a discussion?

Anyway, joking aside.

Get something related to a hobby of theirs.


WOWC????????????? Nah, not happening :shoot:


I thought the general idea about buying presents is to buy stuff they like, not what you want to buy them. Again, I hope you are joking.
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Re: What have you bought your Other Half?

Postby Helena » Tue Dec 18, 2018 7:00 pm

When I buy him something he never likes it! So clothing is out.

He wants a new pair of Sketchers so we will go shopping together for them and i will buy his favourite Hernes aftershave and a book as a surprise.
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