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3rd January rucks summary

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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:13 pm

Guest wrote:Goodwife is young fun and has big boobs. I’d imagine she can do a hell of a lot better than Budgie or Dean though they do seem to want her attention a lot on here.


Yes, because women online are always who they say they are..... we certainly haven't had any women lying about their age and beauty on here before!!! :pmsl:

She can be young, fun and have big tits, but she can't do better than me as I'm 100 leagues above her. I'm also not on the market. When this PC is turned off, she no longer exists as far as I am concerned.....

If you were to ask me, I'd say she's infatuated with Dean.
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:26 pm

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Guest wrote:Goodwife is young fun and has big boobs. I’d imagine she can do a hell of a lot better than Budgie or Dean though they do seem to want her attention a lot on here.


Yes, because women online are always who they say they are..... we certainly haven't had any women lying about their age and beauty on here before!!! :pmsl:

She can be young, fun and have big tits, but she can't do better than me as I'm 100 leagues above her. I'm also not on the market. When this PC is turned off, she no longer exists as far as I am concerned.....

If you were to ask me, I'd say she's infatuated with Dean.



No one asked you.
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:34 pm

Goodwife wrote:

No one asked you.


Tough shit, The guest started it, I'm finishing it, grandma.....
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:35 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:

No one asked you.


Tough shit, The guest started it, I'm finishing it, grandma.....



:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

You haven't got the stamina
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:39 pm

Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:

No one asked you.


Tough shit, The guest started it, I'm finishing it, grandma.....



:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

You haven't got the stamina


Stamina for what????

You alluding to sex with me??? Get yourself directly to fuck, you rancid old boot....
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:45 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:

No one asked you.


Tough shit, The guest started it, I'm finishing it, grandma.....



:pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

You haven't got the stamina


Stamina for what????

You alluding to sex with me??? Get yourself directly to fuck, you rancid old boot....



No I didn't you dirty minded idiot :ooer:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:50 pm

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No I didn't you dirty minded idiot :ooer:


Stamina for what then???

You said I don't have the stamina. What frenetic exercise were you talking about???
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:56 pm

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Goodwife wrote:
No I didn't you dirty minded idiot :ooer:


Stamina for what then???

You said I don't have the stamina. What frenetic exercise were you talking about???


To finish what the guest started :roll:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:57 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Stamina for what????

You alluding to sex with me???


Poor old Budgie still sniffing for scraps on the old forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 8:59 pm

Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
No I didn't you dirty minded idiot :ooer:


Stamina for what then???

You said I don't have the stamina. What frenetic exercise were you talking about???


To finish what the guest started :roll:


The guest can go die in a fire made of cancer...

It was finished 3 posts ago. Don't you have a cauldron to be putting eye of newt into, or something??
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:06 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
It was finished 3 posts ago. Don't you have a cauldron to be putting eye of newt into, or something??


Thats a coincidence coz all the women you've ever been with have to be pissed as a newt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:09 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
It was finished 3 posts ago. Don't you have a cauldron to be putting eye of newt into, or something??


Thats a coincidence coz all the women you've ever been with have to be pissed as a newt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl:


Thats why when I visit your wife and daughter I bring 2 bottles of Whisky!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:11 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
No I didn't you dirty minded idiot :ooer:


Stamina for what then???

You said I don't have the stamina. What frenetic exercise were you talking about???


To finish what the guest started :roll:


The guest can go die in a fire made of cancer...

It was finished 3 posts ago. Don't you have a cauldron to be putting eye of newt into, or something??


No :snooty:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:16 pm

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No :snooty:


That's a word Jo's missus never says :pmsl: :pmsl:

Do you like bad boys??????
Spoiler: show
I quite like Will Smith and Martin Lawrence myself :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Sun Jan 13, 2019 9:17 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Stamina for what????

You alluding to sex with me???


Poor old Budgie still sniffing for scraps on the old forums!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl:


Remind everyone who you've been giving your phone number out to on the old forums?????? :pmsl: :pmsl:
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