3rd January rucks summary

[Goodwife]

He was trying to find you wife no5. Go look yourself lazy bastard

I hope he was chatting up someone decent and not just any old scrubber

Course he was

[LordRaven]

He was trying to find you wife no5. Go look yourself lazy bastard

I hope he was chatting up someone decent and not just any old scrubber

Scrubbers? Impossible! He was here on Dogs.

[Goodwife]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Behave

How many times do you have to be told this is not a dating website

Aren't you interested in meeting a man who has worked in the NAAFI in various hostile countries???

True - Lordy does dress like Biggles but don't hold that against him.....

How many times! I am not looking to meet any man!!!

[BUDGIE]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

I'm not suggesting - I'm TELLING you that her face could curdle milk.

Look at how she writes - she's bitter. She hates men because none will look near her. She's on the shelf (this is where you come in)

They had to get the kind of tempered glass President Trump uses on his limo for her to use as a mirror lest she crack it

The free service Tinder gave her a fucking refund

[Goodwife]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body

[BUDGIE]

How many times! I am not looking to meet any man!!!

Ah right - you are a muncheur du carpet. Your secret is safe with me

[LordRaven]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

I'm not suggesting - I'm TELLING you that her face could curdle milk.

Look at how she writes - she's bitter. She hates men because none will look near her. She's on the shelf (this is where you come in)

They had to get the kind of tempered glass President Trump uses on his limo for her to use as a mirror lest she crack it

The free service Tinder gave her a fucking refund

Dating sites??? A road that leads to super clap by all acoounts

[Goodwife]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

I'm not suggesting - I'm TELLING you that her face could curdle milk.

Look at how she writes - she's bitter. She hates men because none will look near her. She's on the shelf (this is where you come in)

They had to get the kind of tempered glass President Trump uses on his limo for her to use as a mirror lest she crack it

The free service Tinder gave her a fucking refund

You been reading the mills & boon's again

[BUDGIE]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body

Self esteem???

[LordRaven]

How many times! I am not looking to meet any man!!!

Ah right - you are a muncheur du carpet. Your secret is safe with me

Cartman calls them Rug Munchers

[Goodwife]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

I'm not suggesting - I'm TELLING you that her face could curdle milk.

Look at how she writes - she's bitter. She hates men because none will look near her. She's on the shelf (this is where you come in)

They had to get the kind of tempered glass President Trump uses on his limo for her to use as a mirror lest she crack it

The free service Tinder gave her a fucking refund

Dating sites??? A road that leads to super clap by all acoounts

Tinder is just weird not worth the effort

[Goodwife]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body

Self esteem???

Yep, you have none

[LordRaven]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body

Go to Red Alert! Go to Red Alert!!!!

GW let us hope Felch doesn't see this or you will be asked for pics

[LordRaven]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body

Self esteem???

Yep, you have none

Do you remember the programme Mind Your Language? They'd have fun with that word

[Goodwife]

Lordy - get GW pumped mate.

Fat women need loving too and let's face it, you're not a fussy critter at your age

Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?

Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body

Go to Red Alert! Go to Red Alert!!!!

GW let us hope Felch doesn't see this or you will be asked for pics

Urgh don't mention him, have you seen it being creepy again this evening