3rd January rucks summary

A right load of bollocks...

Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:23 pm

LordRaven wrote:
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BUDGIE wrote:
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Not being able to get a bird in a pet shop I guess I had better lower my own expectations, but are you seriously suggesting GW is a Moose?



Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body


Self esteem??? :trollface:



Yep, you have none


Do you remember the programme Mind Your Language? They'd have fun with that word :thumbsup:


Never heard of it
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:24 pm

Goodwife wrote:You been reading the mills & boon's again :shake head: :mrgreen:


A quote from the book, "A NAAFI Officer and a right c**t" (Mills and Boon, 1984):


The strong voice coming from behind the serving counter made her jump.

"You want chips with that omelette ma'am, or mash?"

She looked up to gaze at the source of the strong, masculine voice. He had a chin like Buzz Lightyear's and curly woofter hair. And a big poncy fucken chef's hat which made him look like a right wank.

"Erm, can I get chips with that please" said the size 18 female corporal who was in charge of the latrines.

"Sure" said the Lord of the deep fat frier.

She guzzled them down but couldn't get the cockbag that smelled of chip fat out of her mind.

They probably ended up having sex but I can't be fucking arsed as it's 22:20 at night
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby LordRaven » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:25 pm

Goodwife wrote:
LordRaven wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Ignore him, he takes his self esteem issues out on others. Nowt wrong with my looks or my body


Self esteem??? :trollface:



Yep, you have none


Do you remember the programme Mind Your Language? They'd have fun with that word :thumbsup:


Never heard of it

Correct answer, you are clearly far too young --- there you go Budgie, no need to claim GW is ancient anymore :cuppaT:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:26 pm

Don't give up the day job :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:28 pm

Goodwife wrote:Don't give up the day job :pmsl: :pmsl:


Fucking belter of a book. You should read it.

If you can read.
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Goodwife » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:31 pm

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Goodwife wrote:Don't give up the day job :pmsl: :pmsl:


Fucking belter of a book. You should read it.

If you can read.



If I can read? Idiot :dafinger:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby LordRaven » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:31 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:You been reading the mills & boon's again :shake head: :mrgreen:


A quote from the book, "A NAAFI Officer and a right c**t" (Mills and Boon, 1984):


The strong voice coming from behind the serving counter made her jump.

"You want chips with that omelette ma'am, or mash?"

She looked up to gaze at the source of the strong, masculine voice. He had a chin like Buzz Lightyear's and curly woofter hair. And a big poncy fucken chef's hat which made him look like a right wank.

"Erm, can I get chips with that please" said the size 18 female corporal who was in charge of the latrines.

"Sure" said the Lord of the deep fat frier.

She guzzled them down but couldn't get the cockbag that smelled of chip fat out of her mind.

They probably ended up having sex but I can't be fucking arsed as it's 22:20 at night

:pmsl:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:36 pm

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Goodwife wrote:Don't give up the day job :pmsl: :pmsl:


Fucking belter of a book. You should read it.

If you can read.



If I can read? Idiot :dafinger:


You are a bit dim, to be fair......
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:40 pm

I honestly don't understand how any one here finds budgie funny?
Never understood it :shake head:
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby LordRaven » Thu Jan 10, 2019 10:46 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Goodwife wrote:Don't give up the day job :pmsl: :pmsl:


Fucking belter of a book. You should read it.

If you can read.



If I can read? Idiot :dafinger:


You are a bit dim, to be fair......


What's the beef with GW Budgie old bean?
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Lady Murasaki » Fri Jan 11, 2019 9:54 am

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Aunt Bessie wrote:Women get attention simply from being a woman. What they wear is often irrelevant.

Instead of victim blaming, jra, you should be campaigning for men to keep their grubby little hands and comments to themselves.


Not always... go out with your tits AND knickers on show looking like a whore, then expect to be treated like one...... tits out OR legs out.... never both together! :thumbsup:


Have you been taking your Mad Mullah tablets?


Never heard of him...


He’s Ali Babas extremist brother.
The one that feels angry and insecure about how he feels when he sees women’s bits.
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Gabby » Fri Jan 11, 2019 11:57 am

Lady Murasaki wrote:
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Lady Murasaki wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Aunt Bessie wrote:Women get attention simply from being a woman. What they wear is often irrelevant.

Instead of victim blaming, jra, you should be campaigning for men to keep their grubby little hands and comments to themselves.


Not always... go out with your tits AND knickers on show looking like a whore, then expect to be treated like one...... tits out OR legs out.... never both together! :thumbsup:


Have you been taking your Mad Mullah tablets?


Never heard of him...


He’s Ali Babas extremist brother.
The one that feels angry and insecure about how he feels when he sees women’s bits.


Was he one of the 40 thieves?
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 11, 2019 5:59 pm

Guest wrote:I honestly don't understand how any one here finds budgie funny?
Never understood it :shake head:


Who gives a fuck what a cowardly c**t like you thinks???
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby Guest » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:01 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Guest wrote:I honestly don't understand how any one here finds budgie funny?
Never understood it :shake head:


Who gives a fuck what a cowardly c**t like you thinks???


You do you unfunny c**t.
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Re: 3rd January rucks summary

Postby measurer » Fri Jan 11, 2019 6:27 pm

Another fan, Budge? :ooer:
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