Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby Dean » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:11 pm

See ^^^

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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:13 pm

measurer wrote:When I'm dead - doubt it. :pmsl:


Why would you want to hasten your demise by smoking??

I don't understand it. Increasing the likelihood of a heart attack or a stroke or cancer - fuck that. I've got, or should say had, relatives that suffered from all 3 - after seeing them I never wanted to touch the weed.

You're gonna tell me that you can get these diseases without ever touching a cigarette - yeah that's true, but I wouldn't want to increase the probability!!!

Smokers absolutely stink and their skin's pale as fuck.
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:24 pm

Shut it ya fanny, Why do you like to drink yourself into a stupor? You stink of alcohol to me. :snooty:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:36 pm

measurer wrote:Shut it ya fanny, Why do you like to drink yourself into a stupor? You stink of alcohol to me. :snooty:


I only drink once a week... and into a stupor??? Says who????

I'm not addicted to alcohol but you're addicted to fags!!!!
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:38 pm

Heard all about you - Lordy telt us!

You still stink of alkymahol. Anyway, you keep to your side and I'll keep to mine - outside as far away from you as possible! :pmsl:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:47 pm

measurer wrote:Heard all about you - Lordy telt us!

You still stink of alkymahol. Anyway, you keep to your side and I'll keep to mine - outside as far away from you as possible! :pmsl:


Lordy told you jack shit cos he's not the kind to tell tales, Zelda :trollface:

You stand outside smoking your cancer sticks while I sit inside having a sociable beer..... and when the time comes and you're croaking to me from your death bed, "Budgie, you were right, ye ken likes, jings help ma boab", don't expect any sympathy from me.... I will turn the life support machine off faster than you can say "Jobless Oddball has an exceedingly large porn collection"

On the other hand can I say to the ladies on the other shithouse forums, please DO take up smoking??? :trollface:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 3:59 pm

Aw, you'd do that for me and put me out of my misery? What a wee sweetie ye ur. :wubbers:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby xtras1 » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:01 pm

measurer wrote:Aw, you'd do that for me and put me out of my misery? What a wee sweetie ye ur. :wubbers:



Meas :pmsl:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby measurer » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:08 pm

I'm writing up a DNR order now I know he's got my back! :wink:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby Nucks » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:38 pm

I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:56 pm

measurer wrote:I'm writing up a DNR order now I know he's got my back! :wink:


I'd switch the fucking machine on and off just for laughs......

Then probably take selfies with your lifeless body... maybe a light teabagging on that ski slope chin of yours, but nothing more, I'm not sick, what do you take me for??????????

I'd upload the pics here though, right enough!!! I'm considerate like that...

Now Xtras on the other hand - I wouldn't even wait til she was critical until I switched her life support off.....

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and I'd probably let the night porter have a fiddle to see if what they say about her Shereen is true.....
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:57 pm

Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby Nucks » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:02 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby jra » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:14 pm

Dean wrote:See ^^^

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You're replying to my posts first, not the other way around. Look up.
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Re: Travel light or take the Kitchen sink?

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Jan 12, 2019 5:18 pm

Nucks wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Nucks wrote:I need to go on some trips to give a definitive answer to this important question. :mrgreen:


Come up to Motherwell for a visit!

You can't be any fucking uglier than the natives.

Oops, forgot a smiley - I WAS JOKING :mrgreen: :trollface:


I live in Blackpool, shouldn’t I be going somewhere nicer than here? :doomed:


Isn't Blackpool a shithouse full of stag parties and drunken hens???

Motherwell is probably where Measurer lives - a part of the Buckfast triangle.

So they're probably equal in terms of drunken cunts and slags.... ETA no I'm not calling Mes a slag. Although if she does live in Motherwell she's probably walking bandy-legged
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