Haunted house.

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Haunted house.

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:38 pm

You are to spend the night in a haunted house for 1 million pounds. Its apparently a very active old house.

You can take any one item with you for the night - except your phone.

What do you take, and why???
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby banana chewits » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:43 pm

my one item is jra.

he can keep the boiler working & he can bore the spirits into leaving. am i allowed to junk him before i get my 1 million pounds?
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby Drunk Dalek » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:51 pm

My cats. They will keep the ghosts busy and I'll just sleep through it all :thumbsup:
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby Jon » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:52 pm

Earplugs. Can't be haunted if I can't hear 'em.
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby LordRaven » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:55 pm

BUDGIE wrote:You are to spend the night in a haunted house for 1 million pounds. Its apparently a very active old house.

You can take any one item with you for the night - except your phone.

What do you take, and why???


A bottle of Glenfiddich, if I tank that and fall asleep I won't hear or see anything.
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:56 pm

banana chewits wrote:my one item is jra.

he can keep the boiler working & he can bore the spirits into leaving. am i allowed to junk him before i get my 1 million pounds?


interesting answer....
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:57 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:My cats. They will keep the ghosts busy and I'll just sleep through it all :thumbsup:


ONE item..... :yikes:
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby Guest » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:57 pm

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Re: Haunted house.

Postby banana chewits » Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:58 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
banana chewits wrote:my one item is jra.

he can keep the boiler working & he can bore the spirits into leaving. am i allowed to junk him before i get my 1 million pounds?


interesting answer....


you did mean an inanimate object didn't you?
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby Drunk Dalek » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:00 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:My cats. They will keep the ghosts busy and I'll just sleep through it all :thumbsup:


ONE item..... :yikes:


My cats come as one item whether you like it or not :grrrrr:
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby LordRaven » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:03 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:My cats. They will keep the ghosts busy and I'll just sleep through it all :thumbsup:


ONE item..... :yikes:


My cats come as one item whether you like it or not :grrrrr:
A clowder glaring or a pounce? That can be classed as one item, surely?
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:04 pm

banana chewits wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
banana chewits wrote:my one item is jra.

he can keep the boiler working & he can bore the spirits into leaving. am i allowed to junk him before i get my 1 million pounds?


interesting answer....


you did mean an inanimate object didn't you?


Strictly speaking, this is a night of terror and you're meant to be alone.

Drunk Dalek's trying to take a fucking zoo with him, so i'm afraid you're not allowed a deflector mongo....
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby banana chewits » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:05 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
banana chewits wrote:my one item is jra.

he can keep the boiler working & he can bore the spirits into leaving. am i allowed to junk him before i get my 1 million pounds?


interesting answer....


you did mean an inanimate object didn't you?


Strictly speaking, this is a night of terror and you're meant to be alone.

Drunk Dalek's trying to take a fucking zoo with him, so i'm afraid you're not allowed a deflector mongo....


sod it, i'll get back to you then.
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:05 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:My cats. They will keep the ghosts busy and I'll just sleep through it all :thumbsup:


ONE item..... :yikes:


My cats come as one item whether you like it or not :grrrrr:


I'M THE FUCKEN DUNGEON MASTER AND NO CATS ALLOWED!!!!!!!!!!!! :leer:

pick one object.
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Re: Haunted house.

Postby BUDGIE » Mon Jan 14, 2019 10:06 pm

LordRaven wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:You are to spend the night in a haunted house for 1 million pounds. Its apparently a very active old house.

You can take any one item with you for the night - except your phone.

What do you take, and why???


A bottle of Glenfiddich, if I tank that and fall asleep I won't hear or see anything.


wouldn't you want to be alert in case a ghost attacked???? :dunno:
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