Friday ruck thread

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Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:07 pm

Hello, we having one?

And has Gabby sobered up yet after making a c**t of herself the other night :trollface:
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby Stooo » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:08 pm

Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby NastyNickers » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:10 pm

Stooo wrote:Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.


Wank bank fodder?
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:10 pm

Stooo wrote:Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.


Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:13 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.


Wank bank fodder?


Who was that model you had in your avvy?

And, have you ever kissed a goats Erse??
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby Cobs » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:18 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
Stooo wrote:Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.


Wank bank fodder?

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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby Stooo » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:19 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.


Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...


I'd need to turn her around first and them hooves are sharp!

Blackdahlia told me that it's best to get her to the edge of a cliff, ram her back legs into your wellys and face her out to sea. :wubbers:
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:22 pm

Today I want to discuss the millennials. Why is it somany of them stay in the house and don't socialise?

Is an Xbox really better than going out???

I used to live for Saturday night beaver!!

And why are all the men and women on here fat proles????
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:23 pm

Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.


Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...


I'd need to turn her around first and them hooves are sharp!

Blackdahlia told me that it's best to get her to the edge of a cliff, ram her back legs into your wellys and face her out to sea. :wubbers:


How do you get spunk out of wool???
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby Stooo » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:28 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:Saw a load of sheep today, I even took pictures because I was as bored as fuck and some of them were quite attractive.


Would you pump one?

At least give it a kiss first...


I'd need to turn her around first and them hooves are sharp!

Blackdahlia told me that it's best to get her to the edge of a cliff, ram her back legs into your wellys and face her out to sea. :wubbers:


How do you get spunk out of wool???


Why would you want to? What the hell else are you going to wipe it on? :ooer:
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:41 pm

Stooo wrote:
Why would you want to? What the hell else are you going to wipe it on? :ooer:


This reminds me...

On Quora there are stories of bestiality on there that make me gag, in the same way truthys cock made Kawasaki gag...

There's one about a man smearing peanut butter over his tadger and letting his dogs lick it off... I almost spewed.my fucking guts up.His sister caught him :ooer: and she started tickling her bunnet :thud:

Then realised I had a boner that could penetrate concrete and kept reading...
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:47 pm

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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:52 pm

I should mention Quora is a.general question and answer site. It's not porn.

It's just got freaky bastards answering loaded questions....
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby Cobs » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:52 pm

Sometimes you have to take the keys from a doddery old bird.
#ban_him_now
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Re: Friday ruck thread

Postby BUDGIE » Fri Jan 18, 2019 6:53 pm

Cobs wrote:Sometimes you have to take the keys from a doddery old bird.
#ban_him_now


Fuck me, I've said worse than this :pmsl:

Admit it, you're getting mahogany at the thought.
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