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[Avon Barksdale]

You shaved Hobbit's face fifteen minutes ago?

That's true love!

Only the moles, have you ever tried to shave a hairy witch?

Yes, because I obviously live in Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom.

[banana chewits]

You shaved Hobbit's face fifteen minutes ago?

That's true love!

don't forget the mole

and the goat

a diggy mole or an on-the-end-of-your-nose-wart mole?

stop picking on me

biased.

[measurer]

It's a Friday night and you're posting here.

Why?

PS I'm just in a karaoke

Had a big night last night and another planned for tomorrow night so I am staying at home tonight, and that is in spite of invites to the pub to watch the match

Who would invite you to a pub to watch a football match?
I've never heard of blokes inviting other blokes to come to a pub to watch a match. Not real men anyway

I think you don't know much about males and football....

And you do?

I do, yes, don't be so surpised. As Raven has already pointed out, men do it all the time. "You want to meet down the pub at 8 for the footy", is not an unknown invite to go to the pub to watch it on the telly. Now do one.

[HobbitFeet]

You shaved Hobbit's face fifteen minutes ago?

That's true love!

Only the moles, have you ever tried to shave a hairy witch?

Yes, because I obviously live in Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom.

ohhhh I used to love that

Ben and his horn

and ummmm the ladybird - gaston?

[Avon Barksdale]

You shaved Hobbit's face fifteen minutes ago?

That's true love!

Only the moles, have you ever tried to shave a hairy witch?

Yes, because I obviously live in Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom.

ohhhh I used to love that

Ben and his horn

and ummmm the ladybird - gaston?

AND I'M AN ELF

Yes, Gaston is the ladybird going through an identity crisis who woofs from time to time

[LordRaven]

Had a big night last night and another planned for tomorrow night so I am staying at home tonight, and that is in spite of invites to the pub to watch the match

Who would invite you to a pub to watch a football match?
I've never heard of blokes inviting other blokes to come to a pub to watch a match. Not real men anyway

I think you don't know much about males and football....

And you do?

I do, yes, don't be so surpised. As Raven has already pointed out, men do it all the time. "You want to meet down the pub at 8 for the footy", is not an unknown invite to go to the pub to watch it on the telly. Now do one.

Football and rugby are always good excuses for men to meet mates at the pub

[measurer]

Guess you just have to think who would choose to use that as a snipe at you. Poor quality guest trolling....

[Jobless Oddball]

Let the slagging begin !!!

Is that what ya missus says when she goes out on a Friday night and leaves you at home?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

[BUDGIE]

Let the slagging begin !!!

Is that what ya missus says when she goes out on a Friday night and leaves you at home?????????????????????????????????????????????????????

ooft, she knows she's got the big cheese - why would she want plasticky cheese slices like you???????

I had a great night on Friday. I can't remember much of it though