The Sock Drawer

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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby banana chewits » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:00 pm

dis wrote:
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dis! :wubbers:


Hi there. :Hiya:

Check you oot on your high unicorn. :mrgreen:


do you want to ride a backsy? you can bring your chicken.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:01 pm

banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis! :wubbers:


Hi there. :Hiya:

Check you oot on your high unicorn. :mrgreen:


do you want to ride a backsy? you can bring your chicken.


My chicken is getting the dicht, I am fed up of it, too serious that chicken.

But thanks for asking I might get on after I’ve ditched this chicken.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby banana chewits » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:06 pm

dis wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis! :wubbers:


Hi there. :Hiya:

Check you oot on your high unicorn. :mrgreen:


do you want to ride a backsy? you can bring your chicken.


My chicken is getting the dicht, I am fed up of it, too serious that chicken.


i've got a kitten on a unicorn if you want to wear him?
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:17 pm

banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis! :wubbers:


Hi there. :Hiya:

Check you oot on your high unicorn. :mrgreen:


do you want to ride a backsy? you can bring your chicken.


My chicken is getting the dicht, I am fed up of it, too serious that chicken.


i've got a kitten on a unicorn if you want to wear him?


Ah thanks but I’m scared of things with horns when a pussy is concerned.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby banana chewits » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:23 pm

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Ah thanks but I’m scared of things with horns when a pussy is concerned.


well you wouldn't want it to get impaled.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby NastyNickers » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:26 pm

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Ah thanks but I’m scared of things with horns when a pussy is concerned.


well you wouldn't want it to get impaled.


Or would you... :leer:
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:27 pm

That depends but not when it comes to an innocent cat.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:28 pm

Regardless
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:29 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
banana chewits wrote:
dis wrote:
Ah thanks but I’m scared of things with horns when a pussy is concerned.


well you wouldn't want it to get impaled.


Or would you... :leer:


Have you got a cat’s bold as brass ass for an avatar?
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:30 pm

Or is it a gnome?

Looks like a cat’s ass to me but it’s wearing fancy socks...obviously.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby NastyNickers » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:34 pm

:pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:37 pm

NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Stooo » Fri Feb 01, 2019 11:54 pm

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Interesting fact: The day after Percy Shaw presented the patent for cats eyes road markings due to having seen cats in the dark he introduced a patent the next day for the hairy pencil sharpener having seen the same cat from a different direction.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby dis » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:11 am

Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Interesting fact: The day after Percy Shaw presented the patent for cats eyes road markings due to having seen cats in the dark he introduced a patent the next day for the hairy pencil sharpener having seen the same cat from a different direction.


:ohdear:

Hey Stooo, how the hoose and the knees? All good I hope cx
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Stooo » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:13 am

dis wrote:
Stooo wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Interesting fact: The day after Percy Shaw presented the patent for cats eyes road markings due to having seen cats in the dark he introduced a patent the next day for the hairy pencil sharpener having seen the same cat from a different direction.


:ohdear:

Hey Stooo, how the hoose and the knees? All good I hope cx


It all works.
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