The Sock Drawer

A right load of bollocks...

Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby NastyNickers » Sat Feb 02, 2019 12:13 am

dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Cat butt gnome.

Suits me perfectly!
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby banana chewits » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:44 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Cat butt gnome.

Suits me perfectly!


i can only see a cat butt wearing funny socks now, thanks to dis!
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby HobbitFeet » Sat Feb 02, 2019 1:45 pm

banana chewits wrote:
NastyNickers wrote:
dis wrote:
NastyNickers wrote::pmsl:

It’s a gnome!

Or should be

Now all I see it bum


It just looks like a cat’s ass, strutting about. I’ve seen enough of them. Wee bastard.


Cat butt gnome.

Suits me perfectly!


i can only see a cat butt wearing funny socks now, thanks to dis!


and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:11 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Gabby » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:52 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


I bet you’ve a draw full of odd socks! :ooer:
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Feb 02, 2019 7:54 pm

Gabby wrote:
I bet you’ve a draw full of odd socks! :ooer:


Draw??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Morelike the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Nucks » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:09 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


Probably an unwanted side effect from having to read guest posts on Dogs. And to be fair, a lot of us members are assholes too.
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby HobbitFeet » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:13 pm

Nucks wrote:
Jobless Oddball wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:and me

it's quite gapey too :yikes:


Are you some sort of anus expert????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


Probably an unwanted side effect from having to read guest posts on Dogs. And to be fair, a lot of us members are assholes too.



you didn't have to be an expert to see that it was quite gapey

but I have wielded a glove, asked the patient to lie on their side and bend their knees then inserted a suppository a time or two (to clarify, it was double gloving, always double gloving)
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:17 pm

Nucks wrote:
And to be fair, a lot of us members are assholes too.


Name names!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: The Sock Drawer

Postby Gabby » Sat Feb 02, 2019 8:31 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
Gabby wrote:
I bet you’ve a draw full of odd socks! :ooer:


Draw??????????????????????????????????????????????????

Morelike the floor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


Get ‘em washed and pair ‘em up! :pukeup:
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