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Re: Random Stuff # 26

Postby Stooo » Mon Feb 04, 2019 9:33 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:

Tape some bubble wrap over your nose before you go to bed. Not over the nostrils the bridge. Bit of safety padding :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


A sweating wound that is horribly noticeable, funny joke.

I'll stick to Twitter.



Yeah but if you get up in the middle of the night & do the same thing the bubble wrap will prevent further occurrances

Or at least that was my thinking

Unless you have moved the shelf :leer:


No, just cleaned the gore off of the thing :shake head:
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby HobbitFeet » Tue Feb 05, 2019 8:33 am

Today's top name - Chuck Huckelberry

ok it's not Skylar Knickerbocker, but on a slow news day it'll do
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Re: Random Stuff # 26

Postby Gabby » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:04 pm

Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:

Tape some bubble wrap over your nose before you go to bed. Not over the nostrils the bridge. Bit of safety padding :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


A sweating wound that is horribly noticeable, funny joke.

I'll stick to Twitter.



Yeah but if you get up in the middle of the night & do the same thing the bubble wrap will prevent further occurrances

Or at least that was my thinking

Unless you have moved the shelf :leer:


No, just cleaned the gore off of the thing :shake head:


Put a smear of Vaseline on the wound... prevents it from drying too quick and minimises scarring! :thumbsup:
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Re: Random Stuff # 26

Postby Gabby » Tue Feb 05, 2019 1:18 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
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Oh get a life for christs sake.

Is there really any need for you to pick fault with my every post.

You don't like me, I get it, just ignore me & scroll on by for gods sake because it is making you look mighty pathetic.

I don't like cats, I have said this more than once & was stating my opinion. Dogs are better than cats


Why don't you like cats?

I love all animals....


Aww, so we do have something in common after all :gigglesnshit: .... I too love all animals, more than most people tbh! :wubwub:
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Re: Random Stuff # 26

Postby Stooo » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:51 pm

Gabby wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Goodwife wrote:

Tape some bubble wrap over your nose before you go to bed. Not over the nostrils the bridge. Bit of safety padding :mrgreen: :mrgreen:


A sweating wound that is horribly noticeable, funny joke.

I'll stick to Twitter.



Yeah but if you get up in the middle of the night & do the same thing the bubble wrap will prevent further occurrances

Or at least that was my thinking

Unless you have moved the shelf :leer:


No, just cleaned the gore off of the thing :shake head:


Put a smear of Vaseline on the wound... prevents it from drying too quick and minimises scarring! :thumbsup:


It was already a scar, it shouldn't look much different.
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby HobbitFeet » Tue Feb 05, 2019 2:58 pm

it adds interest to an otherwise dull face :yikes:



please don't shout at me

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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Stooo » Tue Feb 05, 2019 3:05 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:it adds interest to an otherwise dull face :yikes:



please don't shout at me

:mrgreen:


I've seen some shit, I earned my wrinkles...
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Stooo » Tue Feb 05, 2019 4:58 pm

Are you near a fictional place?

I thought that Holby would be Bristol rather than Taunton :dunno:
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Drunk Dalek » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:20 pm

That bang on the nose has fucked up your head mate. That's closer to Clevedon or Nailsea than Taunton :ooer:
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Stooo » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:23 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:That bang on the nose has fucked up your head mate. That's closer to Clevedon or Nailsea than Taunton :ooer:


Taunton is the nearest town, Holby is Musgrove. Deal wivit...
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Drunk Dalek » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:37 pm

What is it with drivers who ignore the "road closed ahead" signs and drive all the way upto the "road closed barriers" and then sit there looking all confused :dunno:
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Drunk Dalek » Tue Feb 05, 2019 5:39 pm

Stooo wrote:
Drunk Dalek wrote:That bang on the nose has fucked up your head mate. That's closer to Clevedon or Nailsea than Taunton :ooer:


Taunton is the nearest town, Holby is Musgrove. Deal wivit...


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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Stooo » Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:01 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:What is it with drivers who ignore the "road closed ahead" signs and drive all the way upto the "road closed barriers" and then sit there looking all confused :dunno:


Hermes couriers...
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Re: Random Stuff # 27

Postby Guest » Tue Feb 05, 2019 7:45 pm

I bought some boxes for the SuperBowl. I won the half time box and 2 final score boxes, I went around the bars today to pick up the winnings and now I have a shit load of cash sat on my dinner table waiting for my wife to come home and see it:mrgreen:
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Re: Random Stuff # 26

Postby Nucks » Wed Feb 06, 2019 8:23 am

xtras1 wrote:Just prefer dogs.. :yess:


I like both, and I would probably have both if our tenancy agreement allowed it.

Cats are more independent and dogs more loyal. Most people could go away for a weekend and their cats would be fine left on their own. Dogs require more attention.
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