The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

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The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Spill The Beans » Mon Feb 11, 2019 11:55 am

Got something you want to say to somebody? Feel like you need to to express your deepest feelings for another forum member? Then this is the thread to do it in.
My message goes out to a little bird who likes to message on their mobile phone, if you can be half as dirty as your mouth then you are the woman for me. :wubbers:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:18 pm

I'm sure there are plenty of things that members would like to say to each other anonymously :ooer:


but I'm not sure we should be encouraging it :mrgreen:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Drunk Dalek » Mon Feb 11, 2019 12:58 pm

Roses are red
Poppies are too
You'll all soon be dead
Coz I'm coming for you

Am I doing this right? :ooer:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:24 pm

Drunk Dalek wrote:Roses are red
Poppies are too
You'll all soon be dead
Coz I'm coming for you

Am I doing this right? :ooer:



elements of stalking mingled with death threats and angsty emo, I'd say you're doing it just right

romance internet stylee
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Vam » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:30 pm

This thread has potential ... :leer: :mrgreen:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Bagheads are Muppets
But they need love too! :wubbers:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:34 pm

Roses are red
My heart is black
.....

it's a work in progress
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Vam » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:35 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:Roses are red
My heart is black
.....

it's a work in progress


jeez ... :mrgreen:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Meg » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:49 pm

Roses are red
Bacon is too
Poems are hard
Mmm.... bacon.
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby banana chewits » Mon Feb 11, 2019 1:55 pm

a love story in three acts by banana chewits.

roses are expensive.
you don't deserve them.
die.
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby NastyNickers » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:25 pm

HobbitFeet wrote:Roses are red
My heart is black
.....

it's a work in progress


For 50p
I give a good wank.

?
:leer:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby HobbitFeet » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:29 pm

That does NOT rhyme
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Vam » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:32 pm

NastyNickers wrote:
HobbitFeet wrote:Roses are red
My heart is black
.....

it's a work in progress


For 50p
I give a good wank.

?
:leer:


But he paid a quid
Cos his willy was rank ... :pukeup:
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Goodlife » Mon Feb 11, 2019 2:59 pm

Roses are red
My melons are ripe
I don't need a rag
to squat on your pipe

I needed to get that off my ample chest, they breed us big in *****. :leer:

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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby Nucks » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:06 pm

Roses are red
Or so I’ve been told
How the fuck would I know as I never get any
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Re: The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

Postby measurer » Mon Feb 11, 2019 4:29 pm

Roses smell nice
So does sex in the air
Come give me some now
Light me up like a flare :gigglesnshit:
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