The Anonymous Valentine Message Thread

[banana chewits]

dogs admin

measurer lurks
hobbit don't give a fuck
holly's the best mod
and stooo? he is stuck

don't take it personally, i used poetic licence for a quarter of you.

is it me? it's because I care deeply, isn't it?

yeah ... let's totes go with that.

OK, spill, which one's the quarter?

i promised not to say.

[banana chewits]

You, you’re poem and your towel seal totes just made my day!

[Holly]

You can tell me, I won't tell anyone, I promise

[banana chewits]

You can tell me, I won't tell anyone, I promise

*whispers*

Spoiler: show

[Holly]

You can tell me, I won't tell anyone, I promise

*whispers*

Spoiler: show

:leer:

[Vam]

stooo he has a forum
and he likes to be on twitter
budgie is a cheeky ape
that gives it up the shitter

poca is a nutjob
vam is crazy too **
nickers is not nasty
goodwife smells of pooh

dean he is a legend
micky is a grunt
rollup is a singer
murasaki is a cûnt

hobbit she is chunky
some would say she's stout
meas, she has great eyëbrows
claire looks like a trout

sunshine ray is deadly dull
but avon he is witty
puzzles wants to shag a goat
lordy's walter mitty

** "just the right amount of crazy", ta

[Vam]

dogs admin

measurer lurks
hobbit don't give a fuck
holly's the best mod
and stooo? he is stuck

don't take it personally, i used poetic licence for a quarter of you.

Sounds about right ...

[calitom]

Roses are Red
Violets are Blue
You are all invited To Teds
For the steak cordon bleu

Ill throw in a Ted..
and heres the kicker
its made of coke
and copius liquor

Just one thing I ask of yous
when you hit
the all u can eat salad bar
with all you can choose

Dont take advantage
and eat til like a pig
Cuz it makes me feel violated
can you dig?

https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=2ahUKEwjDxJ3noLfgAhWQB3wKHSLCA3QQjRx6BAgBEAU&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fted__bell%2Fstatus%2F38423394156417025&psig=AOvVaw1Ii61V6jWt5I2iYvf-0A5Z&ust=1550097361030314

[NastyNickers]

You, you’re poem and your towel seal totes just made my day!

Word on the street is that there’s a madmod that finds the word stout so triggering they’re gunna start handing out 24 hours bans

[banana chewits]

You, you’re poem and your towel seal totes just made my day!

Word on the street is that there’s a madmod that finds the word stout so triggering they’re gunna start handing out 24 hours bans

stooo is so sensitive.

[Abs]

Roses are red
nuts are brown
skirts go up
pants go down
body to body
skin to skin
when it's stiff
stick it in
It goes in dry
and comes out wet
and the longer it's in
the stronger it gets
it comes out dripping
and it starts to sag
It's not what you think
it's a lipton's tea bag

[Vam]

ABS!!

Boxers may be red
Boxers may be brown
But with the right guy
Them boxers be down!

[Abs]

ABS!!

Boxers may be red
Boxers may be brown
But with the right guy
Them boxers are down!

[Vam]

ABS!!

Boxers may be red
Boxers may be brown
But with the right guy
Them boxers are down!

Yours was way better

[Abs]

ABS!!

Boxers may be red
Boxers may be brown
But with the right guy
Them boxers are down!

Yours was way better

Although I do write I can't claim that one as my own, I found it online.