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Valentine's Day gift

Postby BUDGIE » Wed Feb 13, 2019 12:41 pm

Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Jon » Wed Feb 13, 2019 1:10 pm

BUDGIE wrote:First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...


Or "hubby" :pukeup:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Nucks » Wed Feb 13, 2019 7:17 pm

Card and a dvd for Mr N. And I picked out a meal for 2 deal at Tesco for tomorrow night.
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Jobless Oddball » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:20 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...


Ya big old melt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't spend 7 nicker on me missus let alone 57!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Gabby » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:38 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...


Ya big old melt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't spend 7 nicker on me missus let alone 57!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


You saying she ain’t worth it? :kinell:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Goodwife » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:40 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...


Ya big old melt!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wouldn't spend 7 nicker on me missus let alone 57!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:


Get her one of them poundland rings :mrgreen:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby xtras1 » Wed Feb 13, 2019 8:43 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...



You cheap skate! :mrgreen:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Text » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:10 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...


'OH' is a very useful abbreviation, tbf. It saves so much space.
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Text » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:11 pm

xtras1 wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...



You cheap skate! :mrgreen:


Speaking of which ….
At school I knew another girl who would trade a packet of crisps & half a macmuffin for a lingering grope behind the bikeshed. :yikes:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Jobless Oddball » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:17 pm

Gabby wrote:You saying she ain’t worth it? :kinell:


Not worth it on valentines!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Jobless Oddball » Wed Feb 13, 2019 9:19 pm

Goodwife wrote:
Get her one of them poundland rings :mrgreen:


Not when we have 97p shops round here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :thumbsup:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Lady Murasaki » Thu Feb 14, 2019 9:03 am

Text wrote:
xtras1 wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...



You cheap skate! :mrgreen:


Speaking of which ….
At school I knew another girl who would trade a packet of crisps & half a macmuffin for a lingering grope behind the bikeshed. :yikes:


Did she pay them or the other way round? :dunno:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Vam » Thu Feb 14, 2019 11:36 am

Valentine's probably a thing of the past for me - but I've sure had some good ones :canny:

That said, I'm out to dinner later with another couple. My 'date' is gorgeous looking - and happily gay ... :gigglesnshit:
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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Feb 14, 2019 2:35 pm

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Re: Valentine's Day gift

Postby Gabby » Thu Feb 14, 2019 10:59 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Got my missus a card and roses - 57 quid, interflora. Fucking Christ, it's extortion!

You?

No, I don't mean what you got my missus... So fuck off oddball...

What did you get your bloke/bird?

First person to say the cringe term "other half", gtfo this thread...


Fucking cheapskate! :pmsl:
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