Do you have a shite every day??

[BUDGIE]

I have at least one bowel movement a day.

You?

Describe texture, thickness etc..

[Stooo]

Sinkers lately due to having reduced my wine intake. They tend to smear the u-bend but disappear with the next flush. Bleach is your friend

[BackGammon]

I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.

[BUDGIE]

Sinkers lately due to having reduced my wine intake. They tend to smear the u-bend but disappear with the next flush. Bleach is your friend

Yesterday I had beans with my valentine's dinner.

My mudhole was opened in this morning and afternoon, I must admit the dump was solid.

I could have sworn though, that I saw the face of Yahweh and Allah when straining the last one out.

Has anyone else had a religious experience having a Donald?

[Guest]

Your thread is certainly helping to move things along nicely.

Will update, if and when.

[Stooo]

Sinkers lately due to having reduced my wine intake. They tend to smear the u-bend but disappear with the next flush. Bleach is your friend

Yesterday I had beans with my valentine's dinner.

My mudhole was opened in this morning and afternoon, I must admit the dump was solid.

I could have sworn though, that I saw the face of Yahweh and Allah when straining the last one out.

Has anyone else had a religious experience having a Donald?

Deep, dark secret time:

I got hugely constipated at the loss of a romance many years ago and didn't poo for two weeks. Exlaxed that fucker and it came out looking like a baby's arm.

I found god that day.

[dis]

Are you on jobbie patrol?

[Cobs]

I'm deputized and on avvy patrol.

[Gabby]

I have at least one bowel movement a day.

You?

Describe texture, thickness etc..

I’m surprised you don’t go 10 times a day ... as you’re so full of it!

[BUDGIE]

I have at least one bowel movement a day.

You?

Describe texture, thickness etc..

I’m surprised you don’t go 10 times a day ... as you’re so full of it!

Well, sometimes I do - it all depends on how the old stomach is feeling

If I've had a few beers the night before, I'll pebbledash the pan at least 5-6 times a day. And very pleasurable it is too.


You probably stand up for a piss......

[BUDGIE]

I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.

Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry

[Guest]

I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.

Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry

Talking to yourself again?

[Niv]

Regular as clockwork

I don't study it too closely though

[Cobs]

At least brexit will save us from German/Dutch style inspection shelf toilets.

[Stooo]

At least brexit will save us from German/Dutch style inspection shelf toilets.

Hurrah!