Do you have a shite every day??

[BUDGIE]

I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.

Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry

Talking to yourself again?

I can only hope Backgammon meets 6 hairy bikers and what happens happens.....

Best you get your phone cam out. Boojay.

Not a single one of you will do jack shit, wimp... was dox really Manchester's best

Just keep talking, that's all you can do...

[measurer]

Talking of shite - Dox is a nowt but a skitter with a squeak.

[Guest]

I took a shite today and it came out looking like Bernie Sanders face.

[Abs]

Sinkers lately due to having reduced my wine intake. They tend to smear the u-bend but disappear with the next flush. Bleach is your friend

Yesterday I had beans with my valentine's dinner.

My mudhole was opened in this morning and afternoon, I must admit the dump was solid.

I could have sworn though, that I saw the face of Yahweh and Allah when straining the last one out.

Has anyone else had a religious experience having a Donald?

Deep, dark secret time:

I got hugely constipated at the loss of a romance many years ago and didn't poo for two weeks. Exlaxed that fucker and it came out looking like a baby's arm.

I found god that day.

OMG, and I was going to pass on this thread because of the title. Glad I didn't I haven't left this hard in almost 2 years. You guys kill me.

[BUDGIE]

Jungle Jayne and Goodwife.

Do you have a shite every day???

[Guest]

Jungle Jayne and Goodwife.

Do you have a shite every day???

As polls go this is pretty shite.

[Jobless Oddball]

Not a single one of you will do jack shit, wimp... was dox really Manchester's best

Just keep talking, that's all you can do...

Says Glasgees best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!