Do you have a shite every day??

[HobbitFeet]

seriously if ever a thread was a candidate for RCT...

[Stooo]

seriously if ever a thread was a candidate for RCT...

Bowel issues?

[Middens]

Are you on jobbie patrol?

I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.

[Gabby]

I have at least one bowel movement a day.

You?

Describe texture, thickness etc..

I’m surprised you don’t go 10 times a day ... as you’re so full of it!

You probably stand up for a piss......

There’s some truth in that actually .... I kinda hover over without touching the seat unless it’s my own loo of course!

[BUDGIE]

seriously if ever a thread was a candidate for RCT...

Surprised its lasted this long.

It's more interesting than the "Do you change your bedsheets every day" which reveals Gabby is council as fuck....

[Niv]

I have at least one bowel movement a day.

You?

Describe texture, thickness etc..

I’m surprised you don’t go 10 times a day ... as you’re so full of it!

You probably stand up for a piss......

There’s some truth in that actually .... I kinda hover over without touching the seat unless it’s my own loo of course!

It's a woman thing for sure

[BUDGIE]

There’s some truth in that actually .... I kinda hover over without touching the seat unless it’s my own loo of course!

Bit difficult at your age though, isn't it?

Aren't you scared you might slip and break your legs, what with your osteoporosis and dodgy hips?

A women of your age should have someone holding her over the pan.

Measurer can sort you out there.

[BUDGIE]

I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.

Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry

Talking to yourself again?

I can only hope Backgammon meets 6 hairy bikers and what happens happens.....

[BUDGIE]

Are you on jobbie patrol?

I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.

Let's put it this way, I was bored and thought I'd parody Gabby's thread.

I'm surprised nobody's accused me of being a coprophiliac yet.

Talking of which.... any of you let your kids watch Blippi???? I'd recommend you stop it right now.... admin can confirm this is a legit link

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ka ... gm#4ldqpgm

[Gabby]

I have at least one bowel movement a day.

You?

Describe texture, thickness etc..

I’m surprised you don’t go 10 times a day ... as you’re so full of it!

You probably stand up for a piss......

There’s some truth in that actually .... I kinda hover over without touching the seat unless it’s my own loo of course!

It's a woman thing for sure

Well yeah, you never know who’s parked their minging arse before ya!

[Gabby]

Are you on jobbie patrol?

I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.

His 4th wife was Gillian McKeith! .... she too is obsessed with all things shite!

[Middens]

Are you on jobbie patrol?

I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.

Let's put it this way, I was bored and thought I'd parody Gabby's thread.

I'm surprised nobody's accused me of being a coprophiliac yet.

Talking of which.... any of you let your kids watch Blippi???? I'd recommend you stop it right now.... admin can confirm this is a legit link

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/ka ... gm#4ldqpgm

Jesus. The nearest I'm getting to watch that was clicking the "artists impression".

[Gabby]

Are you on jobbie patrol?

I think he's doing his own version of the Bristol Stool Chart. The Budgie Jobbie Diaries.

Let's put it this way, I was bored and thought I'd parody Gabby's thread.

Should I be flattered?

[BUDGIE]

You should be flattened, yes.....

Oh, you said flattered.... well yeah, they do say imitation is the sincerest form of flattery...

[Guest]

I can’t understand why it’s so quiet when this genius starts hilarious threads like this.

Hi darling. You'll get yours, don't worry

Talking to yourself again?

I can only hope Backgammon meets 6 hairy bikers and what happens happens.....

Best you get your phone cam out. Boojay.