Friday Night - No Fucks will Be Given!!!

[measurer]

Size of it, women would probably only feel a tickle too....

[Nucks]

I fear it would have the opposite effect so better not

No offence, but if you're not a boiler I'm Alfred fucking Einstein......

Eh

It means if you're good looking, I'm Albert Einstein....

Albert had a brother ?

Frank?

[BUDGIE]

Size of it, women would probably only feel a tickle too....

It's a grower, not a shower.....


A NIGHT IN MAY IN THE RADISSON HOTEL:

"Put in in me Lordy ya big gallus bastart ye"

"Roger that. You going to put your cigarette out first, Mes?"

....

"Fucking hell, that's 3 fingers I've got up!!!!!!!!! I've never met anyone who could take that before!"
"Wait til its your turn Measurer.... "

"I keep kissing your chin instead of your lips, where is your mouth old bean?"

And then they rutted like electrocuted donkeys

[BUDGIE]

Frank?

Never heard of Shug Einstein, his Scottish brother???

[Stooo]

Size of it, women would probably only feel a tickle too....

It's a grower, not a shower.....


A NIGHT IN MAY IN THE RADISSON HOTEL:

"Put in in me Lordy ya big gallus bastart ye"

"Roger that. You going to put your cigarette out first, Mes?"

....

"Fucking hell, that's 3 fingers I've got up!!!!!!!!! I've never met anyone who could take that before!"
"Wait til its your turn Measurer.... "

"I keep kissing your chin instead of your lips, where is your mouth old bean?"

And then they rutted like electrocuted donkeys

[measurer]

In in? You have been hearing women tell you "Is it in then", not in in.

I'm betting LR doesn't share a room with you! Too many fantasies of anal.

I'll leave you a new buttplug in reception, a bigger one as your old one is sorely lacking as the shit is coming out the other end now.
U can thank me later.



ETA - I will be driving, no need to rut.

[BUDGIE]

In in? You have been hearing women tell you "Is it in then", not in in.

I'm betting LR doesn't share a room with you! Too many fantasies of anal.

I'll leave you a new buttplug in reception, a bigger one as your old one is sorely lacking as the shit is coming out the other end now.
U can thank me later.



ETA - I will be driving, no need to rut.

Why would I share a hotel room in Glasgow when I LIVE in Glasgow you daft bint?????????

Fuck sake, you are smoking serious bong, woman.

Anyway, I hope Lordy pumps you in the back of your Fiat 500....

[measurer]

In in? You have been hearing women tell you "Is it in then", not in in.

I'm betting LR doesn't share a room with you! Too many fantasies of anal.

I'll leave you a new buttplug in reception, a bigger one as your old one is sorely lacking as the shit is coming out the other end now.
U can thank me later.



ETA - I will be driving, no need to rut.

Why would I share a hotel room in Glasgow when I LIVE in Glasgow you daft bint?????????

Fuck sake, you are smoking serious bong, woman.

Anyway, I hope Lordy pumps you in the back of your Fiat 500....

Fiat 500? PMSL I could run you over -- no one would care...

Now you're in Glasgow and not Paisley - interesting.

[BUDGIE]

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Fiat 500? PMSL I could run you over -- no one would care...

Now you're in Glasgow and not Paisley - interesting.

I have always said I lived in Springburn... I gave Jo my correct address knowing full well the shitbag wouldnt do shit.

Mongos think the ip2location is always right. Wrong.

Where does my IP say I am now??

You couldn't run me over because you're a shitebag like the rest

A female dox plox

[measurer]

You are an unfit, overweight man - what would you have done - sit on him?

A shitbag, eh? You and your alley partner were apoplectic when you thought I would come to Edinburgh to take photies of you all, a wind-up. Everyone else knew it except you. I wouldn't waste my time nor petrol tbh. I leave all the phoney, "here's my address meet you at 2pm" crap to idiots like you - pretend hardmen on the net.

I never look at your IP, U said you were now in Paisley? More lies - who'd have thought??? I don't GAF where you live, but if Springburn, well, I'll say no more - actually Paisley isn't any better. lol

You would be easy to run down, I only need look out for a lardrarse, baldy twat, who's mouth is open spewing obscenities, but do you really think I'd write my car off by mowing you down? Hold that - yes you do, because you're stupid. Though if you indeed live in Springburn, might be hard to spot you, as there are so many like you. Full of hot air.

[BUDGIE]

You are an unfit, overweight man - what would you have done - sit on him?

A shitbag, eh? You and your alley partner were apoplectic when you thought I would come to Edinburgh to take photies of you all, a wind-up. Everyone else knew it except you. I wouldn't waste my time nor petrol tbh. I leave all the phoney, "here's my address meet you at 2pm" crap to idiots like you - pretend hardmen on the net.

I never look at your IP, U said you were now in Paisley? More lies - who'd have thought??? I don't GAF where you live, but if Springburn, well, I'll say no more - actually Paisley isn't any better. lol

You would be easy to run down, I only need look out for a lardrarse, baldy twat, who's mouth is open spewing obscenities, but do you really think I'd write my car off by mowing you down? Hold that - yes you do, because you're stupid. Though if you indeed live in Springburn, might be hard to spot you, as there are so many like you. Full of hot air.

Buzz is fucking RAGING!!!!

See what I mean about you being a sweetie wife???? Alley partner in Edinburgh? You utterly thick fucking idiot.

I'm fitter than you, I wouldn't cough a lung up climbing the stairs, but I'll let you believe you're jackie chan when in fact you're JAIKIE chan ya melt

A wee fucking hairy with a mouth

[LordRaven]

Please don't stop! This is fucking hilarious

[banana chewits]

Please don't stop! This is fucking hilarious

can you really take three fingers, lord raven?

[measurer]

lol@BC!

Sweetie wife, eh? No, that part only YOU know of what I am talking of, but would you like me to appraise the forum of what I am referring to? Still, it's all I'd expect from you. PS - In Birmingham it was..

You're *fitter* than a female - have you ever listened to yourself? You absolute pussy. You're like an over hyper child.

As they say - If you never stop talking of sex, you ain't getting any.

[BUDGIE]

lol@BC!

Sweetie wife, eh? No, that part only YOU know of what I am talking of, but would you like me to appraise the forum of what I am referring to? Still, it's all I'd expect from you. PS - In Birmingham it was..

You're *fitter* than a female - have you ever listened to yourself? You absolute pussy. You're like an over hyper child.

As they say - If you never stop talking of sex, you ain't getting any.

If I'm desperate for sex how come I'm telling you I'd not fuck you??

Were you in Birmingham? No. Sweetie wife!!! Feel free to tell us what you think you know

You were pals with Claire and Vicks back then... and then fucked them over

Nobody trusts you