Random Stuff # 29

[Avon Barksdale]

No wonder you’re single...

Yeah, I need to get some tats and a Harley...

Or maybe just some hair would work?

I'm happy with a No.1; low drag, low maintenance.

The tan's starting to look good as well

Sweet!

I wish my hair would hurry up and go silver. I think it will look great but it's still as dark as night. Which is weird as my beard is pretty silver.

So in short I look like Father Christmas who was involved in a freak accident with a chocolate fondue maker.

[HobbitFeet]

No wonder you’re single...

Yeah, I need to get some tats and a Harley...

Or maybe just some hair would work?

I'm happy with a No.1; low drag, low maintenance.

The tan's starting to look good as well

Sweet!

I wish my hair would hurry up and go silver. I think it will look great but it's still as dark as night. Which is weird as my beard is pretty silver.

So in short I look like Father Christmas who was involved in a freak accident with a chocolate fondue maker.

that would look amazing in a snow globe

[Stooo]

No wonder you’re single...

Yeah, I need to get some tats and a Harley...

No. You don't.

ASL...

I had to google that

What's ASL mean?
ASL means age, sex, location. It is an acronym used to ask the message recipient to disclose his or her age, sex, and location. Since the acronmym is used in regards to possibly sensitive information, recipients should be cautious when replying as the information could be used for nefarious purposes.

My first email address was with Compuserve in 1995. Fucking hell...

[Avon Barksdale]

that would look amazing in a snow globe

You've just encapsulated my existential experience as a POC living under a white supremacy superstructure.

Deep man.

[HobbitFeet]

that would look amazing in a snow globe

You've just encapsulated my existential experience as a POC living under a white supremacy superstructure.

Deep man.

I love you

[Avon Barksdale]

that would look amazing in a snow globe

You've just encapsulated my existential experience as a POC living under a white supremacy superstructure.

Deep man.

I love you

It's a common experience.

You really shouldn't blame yourself.

[Stooo]

No wonder you’re single...

Yeah, I need to get some tats and a Harley...

Or maybe just some hair would work?

I'm happy with a No.1; low drag, low maintenance.

The tan's starting to look good as well

Sweet!

I wish my hair would hurry up and go silver. I think it will look great but it's still as dark as night. Which is weird as my beard is pretty silver.

So in short I look like Father Christmas who was involved in a freak accident with a chocolate fondue maker.

I had this blonde and adorably curly hair until I hit 21 when it all fell out and was replaced by tight curly black hair in the standard male pattern baldness. Genes eh...

[Avon Barksdale]

I had this blonde and adorably curly hair until I hit 21 when it all fell out and was replaced by tight curly black hair in the standard male pattern baldness. Genes eh...

Yeah, that's nice and all but what about the hair on your head...

Annnnnnyway, are you looking for a lady friend? Tried the old Tinder yet?

[Stooo]

I had this blonde and adorably curly hair until I hit 21 when it all fell out and was replaced by tight curly black hair in the standard male pattern baldness. Genes eh...

Yeah, that's nice and all but what about the hair on your head...

Annnnnnyway, are you looking for a lady friend? Tried the old Tinder yet?

Match, Tinder is horrific...

[Avon Barksdale]

I had this blonde and adorably curly hair until I hit 21 when it all fell out and was replaced by tight curly black hair in the standard male pattern baldness. Genes eh...

Yeah, that's nice and all but what about the hair on your head...

Annnnnnyway, are you looking for a lady friend? Tried the old Tinder yet?

Match, Tinder is horrific...

What's up with Tinder? It sound so easy. Just swipe everyone right(? - never used the thing but that is accept I understand.)

On a serious note have you tried Guardian Singles?

[Stooo]

I had this blonde and adorably curly hair until I hit 21 when it all fell out and was replaced by tight curly black hair in the standard male pattern baldness. Genes eh...

Yeah, that's nice and all but what about the hair on your head...

Annnnnnyway, are you looking for a lady friend? Tried the old Tinder yet?

Match, Tinder is horrific...

What's up with Tinder? It sound so easy. Just swipe everyone right(? - never used the thing but that is accept I understand.)

On a serious note have you tried Guardian Singles?

I don't fit the demograph.

[Avon Barksdale]

I had this blonde and adorably curly hair until I hit 21 when it all fell out and was replaced by tight curly black hair in the standard male pattern baldness. Genes eh...

Yeah, that's nice and all but what about the hair on your head...

Annnnnnyway, are you looking for a lady friend? Tried the old Tinder yet?

Match, Tinder is horrific...

What's up with Tinder? It sound so easy. Just swipe everyone right(? - never used the thing but that is accept I understand.)

On a serious note have you tried Guardian Singles?

I don't fit the demograph.

As in location? Because it can't be socially and culturally as you are even more right on than I am!

[Stooo]

As in location? Because it can't be socially and culturally as you are even more right on than I am!

I'll have a look.

[Holly]

My Dog is unwell, very unwell, it raises my stress level
Why does shit like that always happen on a Sunday?????

[McAz]

My Dog is unwell, very unwell, it raises my stress level
Why does shit like that always happen on a Sunday?????

What's wrong?