Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby McAz » Sat Jul 27, 2019 6:49 pm

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Guest wrote:I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush! :wubbers:


I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

The sun doesn't catch you quickest near the equator. :scratch:

It does. And also depending on where you travel to gives different shades of tan. Nicest tans I've seen is from people who go to Greece. You're not very perceptive.

No it doesn't.

I've been round the world - I speak from experience - but it doesn't even if I hadn't.
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby measurer » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:12 pm

Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:13 pm

McAz wrote:
I've been round the world


Of course you have Phileas!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :roll:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Dean » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:16 pm

measurer wrote:Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.


So the guest is speaking out of her arse then?

If you go to Greece you get a different colour tan than if you go somewhere else! :pmsl:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby calitom » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:18 pm

calitom wrote:
McAz wrote:
Guest wrote:
Guest wrote:I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush! :wubbers:


I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

The sun doesn't catch you quickest near the equator. :scratch:


gerry and the pacemakers?


gerry without his pacemaker?
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby measurer » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:27 pm

Dean wrote:
measurer wrote:Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.


So the guest is speaking out of her arse then?

If you go to Greece you get a different colour tan than if you go somewhere else! :pmsl:



I was in Turkey and then went to Greece. No difference in tan results though.....I was the same brown I was when I got back to Turkey. :mrgreen:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:28 pm

Dean wrote:
measurer wrote:Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.


So the guest is speaking out of her arse then?

If you go to Greece you get a different colour tan than if you go somewhere else! :pmsl:



Her?
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby McAz » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:29 pm

measurer wrote:
Dean wrote:
measurer wrote:Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.


So the guest is speaking out of her arse then?

If you go to Greece you get a different colour tan than if you go somewhere else! :pmsl:



I was in Turkey and then went to Greece. No difference in tan results though.....I was the same brown I was when I got back to Turkey. :mrgreen:


I went a kind of horrible yellowish colour when I resided Far East. :ooer:

And I got some nice black in North Africa. :wink:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:30 pm

McAz wrote:
I went a kind of horrible yellow colour when I resided Far East. :ooer:


Lowestoft??????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby measurer » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:33 pm

McAz wrote:
measurer wrote:
Dean wrote:
measurer wrote:Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.


So the guest is speaking out of her arse then?

If you go to Greece you get a different colour tan than if you go somewhere else! :pmsl:



I was in Turkey and then went to Greece. No difference in tan results though.....I was the same brown I was when I got back to Turkey. :mrgreen:


I went a kind of horrible yellowish colour when I resided Far East. :ooer:

And I got some nice black in North Africa. :wink:


The jaundice, no doubt! And you might have brought me some black!! :mrgreen:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Dean » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:34 pm

measurer wrote:
Dean wrote:
measurer wrote:Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.


So the guest is speaking out of her arse then?

If you go to Greece you get a different colour tan than if you go somewhere else! :pmsl:



I was in Turkey and then went to Greece. No difference in tan results though.....I was the same brown I was when I got back to Turkey. :mrgreen:


So as usual, she is talking out of her arse...
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:35 pm

Dean wrote:
measurer wrote:
Dean wrote:
measurer wrote:Melatonin is what gives shades of tan, not the sunlight. Dependant on how much you have in your body, determines the colour of the tan.


So the guest is speaking out of her arse then?

If you go to Greece you get a different colour tan than if you go somewhere else! :pmsl:



I was in Turkey and then went to Greece. No difference in tan results though.....I was the same brown I was when I got back to Turkey. :mrgreen:


So as usual, she is talking out of her arse...



Who are you talking about?
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Jul 27, 2019 7:35 pm

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I was in Turkey and then went to Greece. No difference in tan results though.....I was the same brown I was when I got back to Turkey. :mrgreen:


Ark at the international jet setter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby measurer » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:48 pm

And.............?
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Jul 27, 2019 8:51 pm

measurer wrote:And.............?


And what????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:
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