Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Jobless Oddball » Sat Aug 17, 2019 11:51 am

Dean wrote:Chinese food. It is Friday after all...


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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Aug 17, 2019 12:35 pm

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Dean wrote:Are you comparing my sweet Mom’s fufu to a massive exit wound? :pmsl:


You do seem overly fond of that word.

I spoke out about your fondness of making rape jokes and other people who stayed silent (they know who they are) should have done so too.
After all they are quick enough to speak out against others.
You are not witty, Dean, if you were you'd have no need to keep shouting C*nty , rape, chloroform, nonce, & all that tripe.
A genuinely witty person can raise a smile without the sewer stuff.

Cheerio. :roll:

That is so true. Intelligent people can make us laugh without spouting sewage.
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:54 pm

Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Aug 17, 2019 1:59 pm

Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:

So you wear none of them
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Nucks » Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:12 pm

Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:


I love perfume as well (and I've amassed quite a few) but because of the price I find they're not too hard to resist. :mrgreen:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:16 pm

Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:


I love perfume as well (and I've amassed quite a few) but because of the price I find they're not too hard to resist. :mrgreen:



I always pack a few bottles when I'm going on holiday but then buy more in the airport as well. :oops:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Aug 17, 2019 2:16 pm

Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:


I love perfume as well (and I've amassed quite a few) but because of the price I find they're not too hard to resist. :mrgreen:

Don’t drink it Nucks, resist temptation.
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Nucks » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:47 pm

Guest wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:


I love perfume as well (and I've amassed quite a few) but because of the price I find they're not too hard to resist. :mrgreen:

Don’t drink it Nucks, resist temptation.


:laughing: Now that would be expensive.
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Nucks » Sat Aug 17, 2019 4:49 pm

Guest wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:


I love perfume as well (and I've amassed quite a few) but because of the price I find they're not too hard to resist. :mrgreen:



I always pack a few bottles when I'm going on holiday but then buy more in the airport as well. :oops:


Wooly socks make good insulators for packing them so they don't clank around in your luggage. :mrgreen:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Aug 17, 2019 5:08 pm

Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:


I love perfume as well (and I've amassed quite a few) but because of the price I find they're not too hard to resist. :mrgreen:



I always pack a few bottles when I'm going on holiday but then buy more in the airport as well. :oops:


Wooly socks make good insulators for packing them so they don't clank around in your luggage. :mrgreen:



I know, woolly socks if we're going skiing, beach towel otherwise :twirl:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Guest » Sat Aug 17, 2019 6:13 pm

Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:
Nucks wrote:
Guest wrote:Perfume, I have a dressing table drawer full of it. Love them all and couldn't possibly choose between then. :ooer:


I love perfume as well (and I've amassed quite a few) but because of the price I find they're not too hard to resist. :mrgreen:

Don’t drink it Nucks, resist temptation.


:laughing: Now that would be expensive.

Yes it would and it’d probably taste like shit :pmsl:
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby jra » Sun Aug 18, 2019 7:37 am

Guest wrote:Lighting. There are lamps in every room and hallway, they add ambience :wubbers:


There are often flashing lights around here, they add ambulance.
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby Dean » Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:16 pm

jra wrote:
Guest wrote:Lighting. There are lamps in every room and hallway, they add ambience :wubbers:


There are often flashing lights around here, they add ambulance.


Brilliant Jra. Keep em coming!
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby LordRaven » Sun Aug 18, 2019 1:20 pm

Dean wrote:
jra wrote:
Guest wrote:Lighting. There are lamps in every room and hallway, they add ambience :wubbers:


There are often flashing lights around here, they add ambulance.


Brilliant Jra. Keep em coming!


You hang on his every word Dean
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Re: Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

Postby jra » Mon Aug 19, 2019 3:44 am

LordRaven wrote:
Dean wrote:
jra wrote:
Guest wrote:Lighting. There are lamps in every room and hallway, they add ambience :wubbers:


There are often flashing lights around here, they add ambulance.


Brilliant Jra. Keep em coming!


You hang on his every word Dean


There is one item you have to buy. That is a crate of beer, you old soak.

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