Do You Have An Item You just HAVE to buy?

[Dean]

uneducated men trying to comprehend stuff is even funnier

You see, no sense of humour at all these middle class old women.

[Dean]

I keep that in mind when Niv posts next time

Did you mean “I will”?

[Holly]

I keep that in mind when Niv posts next time

Did you mean “I will”?

Yeah

[Dean]

I keep that in mind when Niv posts next time

Did you mean “I will”?

Yeah

You should try and word your posts correctly when you’re trying to be funny in future...

[Guest]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

[Dean]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

No you didn’t, weirdo...

[McAz]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

The sun doesn't catch you quickest near the equator.

[Guest]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

No you didn’t, weirdo...

Oh yes I did. You uncultured swine.

[Guest]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

It's so good isn't it. As well as refrigerating Aloe leaves at home (the gel from inside is also soothing for rashes, and a great natural soothing remedy if the kids get insect bites etc), I always keep aftersun in the fridge when abroad, makes it extra cooling.

[Fletch]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

No you didn’t, weirdo...

Well Bournemouth is nearer the equator than say Liverpool...

[Guest]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

No you didn’t, weirdo...

Oh yes I did. You uncultured swine.

He never leaves Brum, so he thinks nobody else has holidays either

[Guest]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

It's so good isn't it. As well as refrigerating Aloe leaves at home (the gel from inside is also soothing for rashes, and a great natural soothing remedy if the kids get insect bites etc), I always keep aftersun in the fridge when abroad, makes it extra cooling.

And it's found in the places you would need it the most. The wonders of nature. I'll also never forget the first time I got stung by a stinger and a doc leaf growing near to it soothed it.

[Guest]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

The sun doesn't catch you quickest near the equator.

It does. And also depending on where you travel to gives different shades of tan. Nicest tans I've seen is from people who go to Greece. You're not very perceptive.

[Nucks]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

The sun doesn't catch you quickest near the equator.

It does. And also depending on where you travel to gives different shades of tan. Nicest tans I've seen is from people who go to Greece. You're not very perceptive.

Just don't ask Icarus.

[calitom]

I have an Aloe Vera plant, it lives in the orangery and if we want any of the gel for healing/sunburn etc we remove and refrigerate the leaves first before squeezing out the cooled gel, lush!

I'll never forget the first time I went abroad and underestimated how quickly the sun catches you nearer the equator. I was in lots of pain and bright red! I was sold some pure aloe gel. Applied it that night and the next morning all the pain had gone and the redness was starting to turn. Overnight. I thought it was a miracle and bought several bottles home with me.

The sun doesn't catch you quickest near the equator.

gerry and the pacemakers?