The simple pleasures of life.

[Guest]

Sitting in the bog reading Readers Digest

Reading on the bog general.

In the morning the gentle BBC app wakes me at the blissful hour of 5.55AM to start the morning ritual of scrubbing stuff before going to work.

The Today programme reminds me of the value of the word Cunt when you just have to shout at the radio

5.55
Get to bed early!

[Guest]

Sex is even cheaper.

Dirt cheap in Rhyl if you aren't two fussy but not as cheap as ten ice creams I don't think.
JRA will be buying a train ticket soon as he reads this!

JRA is not going to the shithole known as Rhyl.

Rhyl is glad to hear it.
For many reasons.

[Guest]

Enjoying some peace..

Even half a hour lying on your sofa with no music or any sound in the background can make you feel happy sometimes X

Exactly.. time to reflect it's bliss

It's a bugger when you just want to chill and some idiot knocks your door or rings your bell.
It's annoying

Or the phone.. then when you go to answer they hang up

I've had a few calls lately saying your BT phone line will be cut of tomorrow morning unless you pay such and such.
The first one I answered and said "I've never had a BT phone line so do what you want as that's complete bull sh*t"
My phone still works and I've paid nothing.
It's just another con but it's guaranteed that some will pay thinking it's real.

[Jobless Oddball]

Getting some other mug to make me brekkie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jra]

Sex is even cheaper.

Dirt cheap in Rhyl if you aren't two fussy but not as cheap as ten ice creams I don't think.
JRA will be buying a train ticket soon as he reads this!

JRA is not going to the shithole known as Rhyl.

Rhyl is glad to hear it.
For many reasons.

I'll take that as a compliment.