Happy Birthday Budgie!

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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Stooo » Thu Sep 05, 2019 6:55 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:How old are you going to be?


45 with extras !!!

Younger than that nonce Jo and his CM slags :trollface:


Ready for a mid-life crisis then, sex or motorbikes?
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:13 pm

Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:How old are you going to be?


45 with extras !!!

Younger than that nonce Jo and his CM slags :trollface:


Ready for a mid-life crisis then, sex or motorbikes?


Had it, circa age 32.

Life is pretty damn good and I'm not just saying that; when you get over the fact you are no longer young and going to die, you really enjoy yourself. Just don't give a fuck

I've already had people I went to school with die (not my fault :trollface: ) so aye.. it's a good life.
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Gabby » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:20 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:How old are you going to be?


45 with extras !!!


Xtras will be so pleased! :leer:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Gabby » Thu Sep 05, 2019 7:22 pm

Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:
Stooo wrote:How old are you going to be?


45 with extras !!!

Younger than that nonce Jo and his CM slags :trollface:


Ready for a mid-life crisis then, sex or motorbikes?


Or.... sex or chocolate?.... chocolate lasts longer! :mrgreen:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby BUDGIE » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:15 pm

For my birthday I would like everyone on CM to be fingered..
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Stooo » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:16 pm

BUDGIE wrote:For my birthday I would like everyone on CM to be fingered..


By who?
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:45 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
And if I get my hands on you, you won't see Friday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



Says the man who would turn up on a Thursday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:47 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
45 with extras !!!

Younger than that nonce Jo and his CM slags :trollface:


Are these the same slags you've been sending ya pics to?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:49 pm

Stooo wrote:
Ready for a mid-life crisis then, sex or motorbikes?




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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Stooo » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:50 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Ready for a mid-life crisis then, sex or motorbikes?




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:mrgreen:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Jobless Oddball » Thu Sep 05, 2019 8:53 pm

BUDGIE wrote:Had it, circa age 32.


When the 3rd wife kicked you out?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

BUDGIE wrote:Life is pretty damn good and I'm not just saying that; when you get over the fact you are no longer young and going to die, you really enjoy yourself. Just don't give a fuck



Are you saying life is only good because you aint dead???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:19 pm

Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Had it, circa age 32.


When the 3rd wife kicked you out?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

BUDGIE wrote:Life is pretty damn good and I'm not just saying that; when you get over the fact you are no longer young and going to die, you really enjoy yourself. Just don't give a fuck



Are you saying life is only good because you aint dead???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


No, life is good because I'm making good money and not living with a no-good whore, unlike yourself :awesome: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

We were talking about midlife crisis - that's the midlife crisis defined, when you realise you're not young any more and need to do what you want before you cark it. Are you thick? :pmsl:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby BUDGIE » Sat Sep 07, 2019 1:19 pm

Stooo wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:For my birthday I would like everyone on CM to be fingered..


By who?


By an elephant, hopefully.....
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby Guest » Sun Sep 08, 2019 9:50 pm

BUDGIE wrote:
Jobless Oddball wrote:
BUDGIE wrote:Had it, circa age 32.


When the 3rd wife kicked you out?????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:

BUDGIE wrote:Life is pretty damn good and I'm not just saying that; when you get over the fact you are no longer young and going to die, you really enjoy yourself. Just don't give a fuck



Are you saying life is only good because you aint dead???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? :dunno:


No, life is good because I'm making good money and not living with a no-good whore, unlike yourself :awesome: :pmsl: :pmsl: :pmsl:

We were talking about midlife crisis - that's the midlife crisis defined, when you realise you're not young any more and need to do what you want before you cark it. Are you thick? :pmsl:


anyone who has to bleat on a forum about how good life is is full of shit. Are you and Vam joined at the fucking hip?? It's glaringly obvious you sit there in your flat with your haggis for one and pub dimps jerking off to old Diamonds grabs. :thumbsup:
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Re: Happy Birthday Budgie!

Postby LordRaven » Mon Sep 09, 2019 10:22 pm

Happy Birthday - when it happens --old bean :canny: :more beer: :more beer: :more beer: :more beer: :more beer: :more beer: :awesome:
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