Scary Stories

[Jobless Oddball]

I got up to go to the toilet in a hotel one night and pissed up the curtains. I was very drunk.

I've wiped the old anus with a bath towel..........after a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[dr synne]

I got up to go to the toilet in a hotel one night and pissed up the curtains. I was very drunk.

I've wiped the old anus with a bath towel..........after a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please tell me you binned the towel

[Jobless Oddball]

Please tell me you binned the towel

It wasn't my bathroom or towel!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Lady Murasaki]

Blokes are disgusting!

[Gabby]

Blokes are disgusting!

... true, they do have some disgusting habits!

[Lady Murasaki]

Blokes are disgusting!

... true, they do have some disgusting habits!

Imagine the state of the planet if there were no women!

[Gabby]

Blokes are disgusting!

... true, they do have some disgusting habits!

Imagine the state of the planet if there were no women!

Just the toilet alone!! .... why can’t they aim right?.... why the need to spray the whole frigging surroundings?

[Cleopatra]

I dreamed I was pregnant last night, I woke up in terror. That was scary..

[Lady Murasaki]

Blokes are disgusting!

... true, they do have some disgusting habits!

Imagine the state of the planet if there were no women!

Just the toilet alone!! .... why can’t they aim right?.... why the need to spray the whole frigging surroundings?

[HobbitFeet]

which is worse for a man to do

leave the seat up or dampen the floor?

I think both should be proper punished

[McAz]

which is worse for a man to do

leave the seat up or dampen the floor?

I think both should be proper punished

Depends who purchased the toilet.

[LordRaven]

When people woke me up I would sit bolt upright and make predictions about seeing death in flaming towers and howl like a werewolf.

For a short time I shared a place with someone who had night terrors. Advice being get a lock for the bedroom door. They burst in screaming then pissed on the bed.

That's interesting if it's true. Lots of ex soldiers have these night terrors along with ptsd. I wish more people could witness it. We're not designed to see horrors and it not deeply effect us.

That is so very very very true.

Odd things happen to many.

[LordRaven]

which is worse for a man to do

leave the seat up or dampen the floor?

I think both should be proper punished

Capital offences? I think not as most get "life."

[Gabby]

When people woke me up I would sit bolt upright and make predictions about seeing death in flaming towers and howl like a werewolf.

For a short time I shared a place with someone who had night terrors. Advice being get a lock for the bedroom door. They burst in screaming then pissed on the bed.

That's interesting if it's true. Lots of ex soldiers have these night terrors along with ptsd. I wish more people could witness it. We're not designed to see horrors and it not deeply effect us.

That is so very very very true.

Odd things happen to many.

Have you ever suffered from PTSD Lordy?