Coronavirus protection for the ladies (and some gents)

[BUDGIE]

Something to put a grin on your face in these grim times.


"MOST people are rigorously washing their hands and trying not to touch their faces in a bid to beat coronavirus.

But a health blogger now claims to have found a very bizarre new way of combating Covid-19 - drinking sperm."

https://outline.com/XcJWvH


"Tracey Kiss, 32, reckons ingesting her boyfriend's sperm everyday - either "directly", or as part of a smoothie will see her through the pandemic.

And the personal trainer has also been putting the product on her skin, which she dubs "nature's multivitamin", as part of healthcare routine for more than three years.

She reckons it's packed with vitamin C, calcium and magnesium - so is urging people to use semen to keep healthy during the pandemic.
Mum-of-two Tracey, from Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, said: "The purity of it is just wonderful.

"People are stocking up on pasta, but really it's about looking at your health and looking at what goes in your body."


That's as far as I read before I needed to crack one out.

Honestly, that Tracy Kiss bird was using spunk for moisturiser not that long ago, now she's swallowing someone's muck in the misguided belief it will prevent COVID-19.

Its not the spunk that bothers me, everyone knows I pack a blizzard in my pants, its the fact she is so fucking desperate for attention she's telling everyone. She's a media whore!

What next? Spunk cured her cancer?


Mods - move to RCT after some stupid fucker admits to gulping it

[xtras1]

anything for attention....

[Rolluplostinspace]

My 16 year old grandson and his mates write and giggle at stuff like this Budgie.

[Middens]

Well at least said she didn't say she was sloshing it down for the NHS like every other story we seem to be getting these days.

[Toke 'n' gesture]

She didn't tell people to inject it, so there is that.

I just hope Trump doesn't get wind of this, because, well - poor Melania

[BUDGIE]

My 16 year old grandson and his mates write and giggle at stuff like this Budgie.

I guess its lost on you Jack that during a crisis there's some woman who'll do anything to be in the news..... as I said at the bottom.

It's not just the spunk, its her telling everyone it protected her against COVID-19 to get attention. This is how shit and vapid society has got that newspapers pay attention to her!

[Rolluplostinspace]

My 16 year old grandson and his mates write and giggle at stuff like this Budgie.

I guess its lost on you Jack that during a crisis there's some woman who'll do anything to be in the news..... as I said at the bottom.

It's not just the spunk, its her telling everyone it protected her against COVID-19 to get attention.

Not lost on me mate what you talk about constantly day by day hour by hour is pussy wanking cock etc etc etc.
You're a fifty year old bloke ffs and blokes like that I'm told usually have no sex appeal no sex and no woman.
Drinking fighting fucking is your patter and seriously Jock .... at 50 you think it impresses or entertains?
The pretend Glaswegian probably couldn't fight his way out of a fucking paper bag .... stop trying to be the Glasow hard man all day long Budgie .... Budgie
You seriously need some fucking new material.

[xtras1]

She didn't tell people to inject it, so there is that.

I just hope Trump doesn't get wind of this, because, well - poor Melania

toke!

[ArchieG]

She didn't tell people to inject it, so there is that.

I just hope Trump doesn't get wind of this, because, well - poor Melania

There must be a White House intern who's looking for a C19 cure.

[BUDGIE]

My 16 year old grandson and his mates write and giggle at stuff like this Budgie.

I guess its lost on you Jack that during a crisis there's some woman who'll do anything to be in the news..... as I said at the bottom.

It's not just the spunk, its her telling everyone it protected her against COVID-19 to get attention.

Not lost on me mate what you talk about constantly day by day hour by hour is pussy wanking cock etc etc etc.
You're a fifty year old bloke ffs and blokes like that I'm told usually have no sex appeal no sex and no woman.
Drinking fighting fucking is your patter and seriously Jock .... at 50 you think it impresses or entertains?
The pretend Glaswegian probably couldn't fight his way out of a fucking paper bag .... stop trying to be the Glasow hard man all day long Budgie .... Budgie
You seriously need some fucking new material.

Hey cunt, you got out the wrong side of bed this morning??

You're on your fucking deathbed you're always telling us, you miserable old cunt, yet you come out with shit like this?

Listen, who the fuck are you to tell me what I can and can't joke about on here? You think you're my dad?

You're nothing but a gobby fucking Del Boy wannabe who'd shit himself if I spoke to him with a loud voice. Remember, people have met me - nobody's met you, you fucking streak of piss.

Seriously, you poncy cunt, you give it the big I-am about your ducking and diving more than I do. Your music sucks cock as well, its like a deaf kid hitting a fucking jam jar. Moronic shit.

You're probably the genius of your family.

PS: I'm 47. I'll be around in 20 year, I'll store my urine for you mate

[Stooo]

Something to put a grin on your face in these grim times.


"MOST people are rigorously washing their hands and trying not to touch their faces in a bid to beat coronavirus.

But a health blogger now claims to have found a very bizarre new way of combating Covid-19 - drinking sperm."

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/11199486/ ... dont-work/


"Tracey Kiss, 32, reckons ingesting her boyfriend's sperm everyday - either "directly", or as part of a smoothie will see her through the pandemic.

And the personal trainer has also been putting the product on her skin, which she dubs "nature's multivitamin", as part of healthcare routine for more than three years.

She reckons it's packed with vitamin C, calcium and magnesium - so is urging people to use semen to keep healthy during the pandemic.
Mum-of-two Tracey, from Aylesbury, Buckinghamshire, said: "The purity of it is just wonderful.

"People are stocking up on pasta, but really it's about looking at your health and looking at what goes in your body."


That's as far as I read before I needed to crack one out.

Honestly, that Tracy Kiss bird was using spunk for moisturiser not that long ago, now she's swallowing someone's muck in the misguided belief it will prevent COVID-19.

Its not the spunk that bothers me, everyone knows I pack a blizzard in my pants, its the fact she is so fucking desperate for attention she's telling everyone. She's a media whore!

What next? Spunk cured her cancer?


Mods - move to RCT after some stupid fucker admits to gulping it

Cum queen...

[Rolluplostinspace]

My 16 year old grandson and his mates write and giggle at stuff like this Budgie.

I guess its lost on you Jack that during a crisis there's some woman who'll do anything to be in the news..... as I said at the bottom.

It's not just the spunk, its her telling everyone it protected her against COVID-19 to get attention.

Not lost on me mate what you talk about constantly day by day hour by hour is pussy wanking cock etc etc etc.
You're a fifty year old bloke ffs and blokes like that I'm told usually have no sex appeal no sex and no woman.
Drinking fighting fucking is your patter and seriously Jock .... at 50 you think it impresses or entertains?
The pretend Glaswegian probably couldn't fight his way out of a fucking paper bag .... stop trying to be the Glasow hard man all day long Budgie .... Budgie
You seriously need some fucking new material.

Hey cunt, you got out the wrong side of bed this morning??

You're on your fucking deathbed you're always telling us, you miserable old cunt, yet you come out with shit like this?

Listen, who the fuck are you to tell me what I can and can't joke about on here? You think you're my dad?

You're nothing but a gobby fucking Del Boy wannabe who'd shit himself if I spoke to him with a loud voice. Remember, people have met me - nobody's met you, you fucking streak of piss.

Seriously, you poncy cunt, you give it the big I-am about your ducking and diving more than I do. Your music sucks cock as well, its like a deaf kid hitting a fucking jam jar. Moronic shit.

You're probably the genius of your family.

Some good stuff there!

[Toke 'n' gesture]

She didn't tell people to inject it, so there is that.

I just hope Trump doesn't get wind of this, because, well - poor Melania

toke!

I know, and i'm hanging my head in shame as i type

[BUDGIE]

Some good stuff there!

... unlike your soundcloud .....

I'll store my urine for your demise

Plenty for you and Purr

[Toke 'n' gesture]

She didn't tell people to inject it, so there is that.

I just hope Trump doesn't get wind of this, because, well - poor Melania

There must be a White House intern who's looking for a C19 cure.

They're all thanking God that social distancing is still being enforced.