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[Snookerballs]

Too many men's brains are in their trousers Major. It's not on at all.

When was the last time you saw yours?

Years ago.

Good you have a sense of hmour good you can laugh at yourself.

I luv a laff. Pity more don't.

I laff every time I read your "fairy stories "

[Lady Murasaki]

Too many men's brains are in their trousers Major. It's not on at all.

Where there is a willing male there is a willing female C S
Children suffer family break ups of which there were many in the armed forces.

Not always true. I'm a more than willing male but.....

But what? Thought you were married.