Bearded Vulture in my garden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Guest]

Why don’t they do it now?
Are they distancing themselves with Covid concerns?

Nah.................they're snidey little bottlers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I love magpies. Can you put a bit of shiny jewellery on the tree for it please?

[Jobless Oddball]

I love magpies. Can you put a bit of shiny jewellery on the tree for it please?

I'll do one for sorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jobless Oddball]

Where did you get the carving?

From the lopper!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Jobless Oddball]

Are you seeing things?
You probably think a Robin is a golden eagle.
Are you sure you saw a bearded vulture?
Or was it a chicken?

I see plenty of yella chickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Toke 'n' gesture]

I think this might be your vulture!

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2020/1 ... ough-road/

[Guest]

Are you seeing things?
You probably think a Robin is a golden eagle.
Are you sure you saw a bearded vulture?
Or was it a chicken?

I see plenty of yella chickens!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rubber chickens? They’re quite funny.

[xtras1]

What do you mean then?

I mean this beast!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh No! Ready to pounce

[drum]

I love the magpies, their so cheeky.

[Jobless Oddball]

Oh No! Ready to pounce

It only appears to pounce on carcasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[drum]

Oh No! Ready to pounce

It only appears to pounce on carcasses!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

True they sniff out the dead or dying, you better watch yaself

[Jobless Oddball]

True they sniff out the dead or dying, you better watch yaself

They prefer a carcass with a bit of meat on them....................like ya bestest mate Edna!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!