First Kiss!

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First Kiss!

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:47 pm

Do you remember yours? :mrgreen:

I was 13/14.... I’m pretty sure it’s the reason I hate slugs now! :pukeup: :pmsl:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby LordRaven » Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:55 pm

Gabby wrote:Do you remember yours? :mrgreen:

I was 13/14.... I’m pretty sure it’s the reason I hate slugs now! :pukeup: :pmsl:


Probably, you should have tried a boy.
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Stooo » Tue Nov 24, 2020 1:58 pm

Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Honeybee » Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:50 pm

Stooo wrote:Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:


Do you speak all Westcountry ???!!! :laughing:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:52 pm

Stooo wrote:Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:


I feel sick...
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Stooo » Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:53 pm

Gabby wrote:
Stooo wrote:Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:


I feel sick...


At first...
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Honeybee » Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:53 pm

Gabby wrote:
Stooo wrote:Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:


I feel sick...


Oh come on old girl. All’s fair in love and war, and all that, :gigglesnshit:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 24, 2020 2:55 pm

Honeybee wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Stooo wrote:Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:


I feel sick...


Oh come on old girl. All’s fair in love and war, and all that, :gigglesnshit:


Oi...less of the ‘old’ :grrrrr:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:00 pm

Why do some feel it necessary to tickle your tonsils?..... well I’ve news for ya... it just makes us wanna vomit in your mouth! :pukeup:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Stooo » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:01 pm

Gabby wrote:Why do some feel it necessary to tickle your tonsils?..... well I’ve news for ya... it just makes us wanna vomit in your mouth! :pukeup:


Mouth?
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby LordRaven » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:01 pm

Gabby wrote:Why do some feel it necessary to tickle your tonsils?..... well I’ve news for ya... it just makes us wanna vomit in your mouth! :pukeup:



OK Gaggy :pmsl:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:02 pm

LordRaven wrote:
Gabby wrote:Why do some feel it necessary to tickle your tonsils?..... well I’ve news for ya... it just makes us wanna vomit in your mouth! :pukeup:



OK Gaggy :pmsl:


Very appropriate! :pmsl:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby drum » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:14 pm

Gabby wrote:
Honeybee wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Stooo wrote:Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:


I feel sick...


Oh come on old girl. All’s fair in love and war, and all that, :gigglesnshit:


Oi...less of the ‘old’ :grrrrr:



I must admit I prefer "Big Hard Gabby" :pmsl:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:17 pm

drum wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Honeybee wrote:
Gabby wrote:
Stooo wrote:Thirteen with a girl called Shelly around the back of a sports centre in Paignton. Practice makes perfect and and an ability to lick your eyebrows helps :leer:


I feel sick...


Oh come on old girl. All’s fair in love and war, and all that, :gigglesnshit:


Oi...less of the ‘old’ :grrrrr:



I must admit I prefer "Big Hard Gabby" :pmsl:


Watchit! :Edders:

:pmsl: :pmsl:
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Re: First Kiss!

Postby Gabby » Tue Nov 24, 2020 3:18 pm

Stooo wrote:
Gabby wrote:Why do some feel it necessary to tickle your tonsils?..... well I’ve news for ya... it just makes us wanna vomit in your mouth! :pukeup:


Mouth?


Care to elaborate?... :ooer:
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