Random Stuff # 36

A right load of bollocks...

Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Nov 17, 2023 2:15 pm

Guest wrote:
Rolluplostinspace wrote:Big Icelandic volcano to erupt soon just as temperatures are dropping.
Will this I wonder mean a lot of snow for us and northern Europe?


Make sure you've got plenty of coal in just in case.

More importantly according to my grandchildren is will we get snow and lots of it!
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Red Okktober » Sun Nov 19, 2023 11:29 am

I was reading an article about the actress Louise Beasley.

When she was younger, her brother wrote a letter to Jimmy Savile on Jim'll Fix It.

His request?

To meet Rolf Harris. LoL
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:05 pm

Red Okktober wrote:I was reading an article about the actress Louise Beasley.

When she was younger, her brother wrote a letter to Jimmy Savile on Jim'll Fix It.

His request?

To meet Rolf Harris. LoL

Oh dear. :ooer:
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Mon Nov 20, 2023 12:06 pm

I'm off out but only because I have to bye bye.
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Text » Tue Nov 21, 2023 8:49 pm

Where's Graffs these days? :scratch:
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Holly » Sat Dec 02, 2023 1:28 am

OMG :yikes:
Here's a 9 year old rapper rapping about violence and sex.
How can this be OK?
That kid can't even read yet but talks about sucking dick...WTF?


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If she ain't suckin' dick, lil' bitch, you can get the fuck up out my shit
Hundred round, hit him with the Glock, take a fucker down

Hundred round, bitch, we hittin' that kill, we gon' take him down
Twelve get behind me, we gon' do sixty fuckin' miles, yeah

[Verse]
Bitch, I'm in a Lamborghini, keep on talkin', bitch I'm in a Lamborghini
Point that beam up on his head
Took his shit, he went out bad
Fifty rounds, nigga know not play wit' me
I'll shoot his ass right in the ground

Hand her out
Step on lil' bro grave, hit him in his face
If she gon' suck the dick, go crazy

Bitch, I'm in a Lamb, keep on talkin'
Hit him with this glam
Bitch, I hand up with the Glock
Hit him in the Porsche, hit him with the Glock
I'll take him down
Hit him in his face, make lil' bro drop like he okay
Bitch, I got the Glock up on my side
If hе try to run, clap him in the leg, lil' nigga drop
Bitch, I'm in the sun
Bitch, I'm in Lamborghini, keep on talkin'
'Causе bitch, I'm in the sun
Bitch, I'll throw a bullet out there, hit you in your fuckin' face
And that bitch got switch up on the Glock
Hit him in the K, that bitch got blicked
Hit him in his face (Ah, ah)
She suck the dick just go crazy
Bitch, I'm in a Lamb he keep on talkin', hit him in the mouth
Bitch, I got a Draco up on this shit, fifty round the glick
Hit him in the face, now lil' bruh, he a fuckin' bitch
Hundred round, hit him with the Glock, we never been took down
Hundred round, hit him with the Glock, we gon' take him down
Bitch, she wanna suck the dick
Bitch, I'm from the west side
Not from east side, lil' bitch, I'm from the west
Pussy boy, he tryna play
Hit him with the fuckin' drac'
That bitch got spent up on his day
Bitch, I'm 345, lil' baby
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Stooo » Sat Dec 02, 2023 2:11 pm

Holly wrote:OMG :yikes:
Here's a 9 year old rapper rapping about violence and sex.
How can this be OK?
That kid can't even read yet but talks about sucking dick...WTF?


Do you actually scour the internet for obscure mad stuff?
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Thu Dec 07, 2023 5:26 am

5s.m and I just got up wide awake :ooer:
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Guest » Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:33 am

Rolluplostinspace wrote:5s.m and I just got up wide awake :ooer:


Worried about the hole in the sun?
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby HobbitFeet » Thu Dec 07, 2023 8:42 am

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Rolluplostinspace wrote:5s.m and I just got up wide awake :ooer:


Worried about the hole in the sun?



isn't that a song?
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Text » Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:32 pm

Haha the Prime minister somehow got locked out of number ten. Awkward!! :pointlaugh:
While waiting to be let in he acted cool and unflustered alongside the Dutch PM.

In the end it was Dutch guy who completely took charge and started searching for - i dunno - an imaginary spare key? :dunno: concealed behind a flowerpot or something? and at one stage he even looked like he wanted to go tap on the window. :yikes:

Poor Rishi - when he got in I bet he wanted to give the dozy doorman a nasty look :pmsl: but he couldn't do that in front of his VIP guest. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LOUCo8C3EHE
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Text » Sat Dec 09, 2023 4:39 pm

In politics I haven't seen anything so embarrassing since the day the German PM sat right next to our own PM (Merkel & Cameron respectively) as they both watched Germany whup our sorry asses, 4:1 in the 2010 footy cup. Cameron must have been squirming throughout and the cameras kept showing closeups of his face :mrgreen: I remember it well. June 2010. https://ca-times.brightspotcdn.com/dims ... 160830-039
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Sun Dec 10, 2023 2:05 am

Hell isn't about fire and heat it's about rain and howling wind.
I've just spent hours there!
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Guest » Sun Dec 10, 2023 1:27 pm

Rolluplostinspace wrote:Hell isn't about fire and heat it's about rain and howling wind.
I've just spent hours there!


Welcome to Wales butty bach!
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Re: Random Stuff # 36

Postby Stooo » Sun Dec 10, 2023 2:47 pm

Which already accused media pundit is facing a grim new #MeToo allegation – that he slipped an unwanted hand into his accuser's pants while watching ABBA Voyage?



Popbitch

Andrew Pierce is a massive ABBA fan with alleged previous in the trouser department :yikes:
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