You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

A right load of bollocks...

You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Rolluplostinspace » Fri Jan 12, 2024 11:50 pm

Milton Jones' BEST One Liners
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Red Okktober » Sun Jan 14, 2024 9:01 pm

Some of his stuff is very funny

Like the women at the Tehran disco singing 'Iranian men halleluiah'

Or

'I used to be an English teacher in Germany, I taught them words beginning with A on the first day, B on the second day - D day was a bit awkward though'
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Kipper » Mon Jan 15, 2024 12:39 am

There are some excellent comedians coming through the ranks at the moment. I guess it's all down to what kind of humor you most associate with. I watch a few here online.
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Guest » Thu Jan 18, 2024 7:47 am

A woke joke, I’m sure Stooo will approve…

https://www.google.com/search?q=russel+ ... LemPI,st:0
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Holly » Fri Mar 01, 2024 5:13 am

WTF?
WOMAN SAY'S VETERINARIAN REFUSE TO TREAT HER KID THAT IDENTIFIES AS A CAT.
At least she's gracious enough not to sue the vet, so he doesn't lose his job :gigglesnshit:



I think her original owner forgot to have her spayed, she should never have been allowed to have kittens :eyebrow:
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Guest » Sat Mar 02, 2024 1:02 am

Holly wrote:WTF?
WOMAN SAY'S VETERINARIAN REFUSE TO TREAT HER KID THAT IDENTIFIES AS A CAT.
At least she's gracious enough not to sue the vet, so he doesn't lose his job :gigglesnshit:



I think her original owner forgot to have her spayed, she should never have been allowed to have kittens :eyebrow:

She’s fucking barking!
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Stooo » Sat Mar 02, 2024 6:15 pm

Holly wrote:WTF?
WOMAN SAY'S VETERINARIAN REFUSE TO TREAT HER KID THAT IDENTIFIES AS A CAT.
At least she's gracious enough not to sue the vet, so he doesn't lose his job :gigglesnshit:



I think her original owner forgot to have her spayed, she should never have been allowed to have kittens :eyebrow:


Probably best not to take that on face value :smilin:
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Guest » Sun Mar 03, 2024 1:01 am

Stooo wrote:
Holly wrote:WTF?
WOMAN SAY'S VETERINARIAN REFUSE TO TREAT HER KID THAT IDENTIFIES AS A CAT.
At least she's gracious enough not to sue the vet, so he doesn't lose his job :gigglesnshit:



I think her original owner forgot to have her spayed, she should never have been allowed to have kittens :eyebrow:


Probably best not to take that on face value :smilin:


How can you, a champion of woke bollocks, turn your back on that woke person? :yikes:

As you always say, the mask is slipping, in reality you aren’t a fan of all the woke crap. :thumbsup:
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Stooo » Mon Mar 04, 2024 10:12 pm

Guest wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Holly wrote:WTF?
WOMAN SAY'S VETERINARIAN REFUSE TO TREAT HER KID THAT IDENTIFIES AS A CAT.
At least she's gracious enough not to sue the vet, so he doesn't lose his job :gigglesnshit:



I think her original owner forgot to have her spayed, she should never have been allowed to have kittens :eyebrow:


Probably best not to take that on face value :smilin:


How can you, a champion of woke bollocks, turn your back on that woke person? :yikes:

As you always say, the mask is slipping, in reality you aren’t a fan of all the woke crap. :thumbsup:


It's probably a parody, I have more important things going on :smilin:
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Confused guest » Wed Mar 06, 2024 11:41 pm

Stooo wrote:
Guest wrote:
Stooo wrote:
Holly wrote:WTF?
WOMAN SAY'S VETERINARIAN REFUSE TO TREAT HER KID THAT IDENTIFIES AS A CAT.
At least she's gracious enough not to sue the vet, so he doesn't lose his job :gigglesnshit:



I think her original owner forgot to have her spayed, she should never have been allowed to have kittens :eyebrow:


Probably best not to take that on face value :smilin:


How can you, a champion of woke bollocks, turn your back on that woke person? :yikes:

As you always say, the mask is slipping, in reality you aren’t a fan of all the woke crap. :thumbsup:


It's probably a parody, I have more important things going on :smilin:

But you’ve backed all this shit from the get go?
If even you find it embarrassing, it’s a start for all this bollox to stop.
Well done, you’re learning.
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Stooo » Thu Mar 07, 2024 9:41 pm

Confused guest wrote:But you’ve backed all this shit from the get go?
If even you find it embarrassing, it’s a start for all this bollox to stop.
Well done, you’re learning.


What shit?
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Re: You gotta laugh... and maybe cry.

Postby Guest » Thu Mar 07, 2024 11:20 pm

Stooo wrote:
Confused guest wrote:But you’ve backed all this shit from the get go?
If even you find it embarrassing, it’s a start for all this bollox to stop.
Well done, you’re learning.


What shit?

But, but, but, you said you were born woke :dunno:
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