Creamy, Vicky and Punk's Scottish Football Thread Part 4.

[Vicky]

After the Gibraltar game, Scotland don't play until next September when the World Cup qualifiers start.

First up for the Scots, it's Malta!!

Followed by Lithuania, Slovakia and England!!

Now about the Auld Enemy!!




Some people (Mostly English) are under the impression that England have gubbed Scotland every time, they've played them over the years.

The stats say differently.

England 47 wins
Scotland 41 wins
Draws 24

[Vicky]

Scotland Captain Scott Brown want's Gordon Strachan to stay on as Scotland Manger.

Oh wake up Scott!!

If he stays in charge we've no chance of qualifying for the World Cup in 2018 and you'll end up in tears again, the way you were on Thursday night.

Plus your thirty now and there is a very real possibility, you could go through your whole career without playing in a major tournament.

[Vicky]

It's hardly surprising Leigh Griffiths has withdrawn from tonight's game against Poland, if i was him, i would tell Strachan to get stuffed and not pick me again.

It must be a real sickner for him.

I mean he keeps getting left on the bench for guys from down south, who can't even get a game for their clubs.

[Vicky]

[Vicky]

Well not long until kick off!!

Let's try score more than we did, the last time we played Gibraltar!!

COME ON SCOTLAND

[Vicky]

So Scotland finished their qualifiers for France 2016, with a convincing 6-0 victory over Gibraltar!!

The Scots dominated the game and had thirty-two hots on target, compared to little Gibraltar's four.

Our Goalie Allan McGregor, could have left the pitch after ten minutes and nobody would have noticed.

Steven Fletcher scored a hat-trick (His second against Gibraltar) Chris Martin, Shaun Maloney and Steven Naismith scored our other goals.

So that's us now until next September, when the qualifiers for the World Cup in 2018 start.

[Vicky]

[Vicky]

Oh and to everyone who's been cracking the hilarious "Would you Scots put our bins out next year, when we're all at France"

That has to be the wittiest joke i've ever heard!!

We'll be having, the last laugh!!

[Vicky]

Gordon Strachan was overcome with emulsion last night and said our qualifiers had been a "fantastic" experience.

Not for me they weren't, you cluessless wee nyaff!!

We DIDN'T qualify!!

Now fuck off!!

[Vicky]

Gordon Strachan is still thinking over his future, I wish he'd stop arseing about and just resign!!

How the hell!!

Can he say our qualifying campaign was "Fantastic" when we didn't qualify?

[Vicky]

I hate that Scotland strip!!

It makes the team, look like a Ronald McDonald tribute act!!

I wonder, If it was designed by some English person as punishment for some past misdeed of ours?

Oh and i have never seen any Scots wearing it!!

I saw a wee boy of about three, before our game against Georgia wearing his Scotland strip, he was all pleased with himself.

Poor wee sowel!!

He doesn't know, he has a lifetime of disappointment ahead of him.

[Vicky]

Anyway!!

It's back to league business on Saturday and Rangers will be playing Queen Of The South, as the Gers aim for their ten league victory in a row!!

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